How long should an elephant’s legs be?

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on November 18, 2018

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on November 6, 2018

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Baridi (Guest) on October 26, 2018

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on October 24, 2018

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Susan Wangari (Guest) on October 21, 2018

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Halimah (Guest) on October 17, 2018

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Janet Sumari (Guest) on October 13, 2018

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Nyota (Guest) on October 11, 2018

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Kiza (Guest) on October 7, 2018

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Khalifa (Guest) on October 3, 2018

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Peter Otieno (Guest) on October 2, 2018

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Joy Wacera (Guest) on September 22, 2018

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Sharifa (Guest) on September 18, 2018

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Maimuna (Guest) on September 12, 2018

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Rashid (Guest) on September 9, 2018

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Kazija (Guest) on September 9, 2018

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on September 7, 2018

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Frank Macha (Guest) on September 3, 2018

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

George Tenga (Guest) on August 27, 2018

😆 This one really got me!

Rabia (Guest) on August 21, 2018

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on August 15, 2018

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Mwalimu (Guest) on August 11, 2018

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Nuru (Guest) on August 10, 2018

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Mtumwa (Guest) on August 3, 2018

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on August 1, 2018

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on July 28, 2018

😆 Totally hilarious!

Sarafina (Guest) on July 21, 2018

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on July 8, 2018

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Patrick Akech (Guest) on July 5, 2018

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Ramadhan (Guest) on July 3, 2018

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Ann Awino (Guest) on July 1, 2018

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Irene Akoth (Guest) on July 1, 2018

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Shani (Guest) on July 1, 2018

🤣 Pure genius!

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on June 30, 2018

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Victor Malima (Guest) on June 19, 2018

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on June 17, 2018

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Victor Kimario (Guest) on June 9, 2018

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on June 6, 2018

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Moses Mwita (Guest) on June 4, 2018

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Patrick Akech (Guest) on May 31, 2018

🤣 Sending this now!

Janet Sumari (Guest) on May 22, 2018

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on May 15, 2018

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Mary Kendi (Guest) on May 12, 2018

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on May 6, 2018

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on May 3, 2018

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on April 26, 2018

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Zainab (Guest) on March 19, 2018

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on March 19, 2018

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Mwinyi (Guest) on March 15, 2018

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on March 9, 2018

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Kijakazi (Guest) on March 6, 2018

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on March 4, 2018

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on February 24, 2018

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on February 17, 2018

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on February 14, 2018

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on February 14, 2018

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Brian Karanja (Guest) on February 3, 2018

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on January 31, 2018

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on January 30, 2018

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on January 17, 2018

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔