What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least?

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on November 11, 2018

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Fadhila (Guest) on October 25, 2018

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Faiza (Guest) on October 14, 2018

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on October 3, 2018

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on September 27, 2018

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on September 24, 2018

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on September 23, 2018

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Mwagonda (Guest) on September 20, 2018

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Azima (Guest) on September 20, 2018

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Yahya (Guest) on September 14, 2018

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on September 13, 2018

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Khadija (Guest) on September 12, 2018

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Muslima (Guest) on September 8, 2018

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Moses Mwita (Guest) on August 28, 2018

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on August 22, 2018

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on August 22, 2018

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Kevin Maina (Guest) on August 21, 2018

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on August 18, 2018

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Jane Muthui (Guest) on August 17, 2018

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Khatib (Guest) on August 17, 2018

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Ann Wambui (Guest) on August 15, 2018

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Maida (Guest) on August 7, 2018

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Makame (Guest) on August 5, 2018

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on July 30, 2018

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Latifa (Guest) on July 10, 2018

🤣 This joke is too good!

Mwajuma (Guest) on July 2, 2018

😁 Added to my favorites!

Mwafirika (Guest) on July 1, 2018

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Victor Kamau (Guest) on July 1, 2018

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Halima (Guest) on June 22, 2018

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on June 19, 2018

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on June 18, 2018

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Victor Kamau (Guest) on June 15, 2018

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Fadhili (Guest) on June 9, 2018

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on June 5, 2018

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Nahida (Guest) on June 4, 2018

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Muslima (Guest) on June 2, 2018

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on May 31, 2018

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Daniel Obura (Guest) on May 29, 2018

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on May 21, 2018

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Nashon (Guest) on May 21, 2018

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Nyota (Guest) on May 20, 2018

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Furaha (Guest) on May 15, 2018

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Farida (Guest) on May 8, 2018

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on May 2, 2018

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Majid (Guest) on April 24, 2018

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on April 16, 2018

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on April 13, 2018

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Ali (Guest) on April 10, 2018

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on March 26, 2018

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Brian Karanja (Guest) on March 23, 2018

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on March 5, 2018

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on March 1, 2018

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Sarafina (Guest) on February 14, 2018

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Mashaka (Guest) on February 13, 2018

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on February 5, 2018

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Jackson Makori (Guest) on February 3, 2018

😆 This one really got me!

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on January 24, 2018

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on January 20, 2018

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Nancy Komba (Guest) on January 17, 2018

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Bahati (Guest) on January 12, 2018

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️