👥
James Mduma
Guest
Oct 28, 2018
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
👥
Brian Karanja
Guest
Oct 26, 2018
🤣 Sharing this right now!
👥
Sekela
Guest
Oct 21, 2018
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
👥
Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Oct 18, 2018
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
👥
David Chacha
Guest
Oct 14, 2018
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
👥
Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Oct 7, 2018
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
👥
Nasra
Guest
Oct 1, 2018
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
👥
Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Sep 17, 2018
🤣 This one’s fire!
👥
Shukuru
Guest
Sep 9, 2018
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
👥
Francis Njeru
Guest
Sep 8, 2018
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
👥
Diana Mallya
Guest
Aug 28, 2018
😆 That punchline!
👥
Monica Lissu
Guest
Aug 24, 2018
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
👥
Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Aug 13, 2018
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
👥
Peter Otieno
Guest
Jul 31, 2018
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
👥
Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Jul 12, 2018
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
👥
Grace Wairimu
Guest
Jul 7, 2018
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
👥
Chris Okello
Guest
Jul 3, 2018
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
👥
Alice Jebet
Guest
Jun 22, 2018
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
👥
Mwanaidi
Guest
Jun 15, 2018
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
👥
Victor Kimario
Guest
Jun 14, 2018
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
👥
Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Jun 11, 2018
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
👥
Jane Muthui
Guest
Jun 11, 2018
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
👥
Neema
Guest
Jun 3, 2018
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
👥
Sofia
Guest
May 30, 2018
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
👥
Mashaka
Guest
May 22, 2018
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
👥
Asha
Guest
May 18, 2018
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
👥
Michael Mboya
Guest
May 18, 2018
😆 Still cracking up!
👥
Mary Sokoine
Guest
May 15, 2018
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
👥
Mariam
Guest
May 14, 2018
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
👥
Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
May 11, 2018
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
👥
Raphael Okoth
Guest
May 7, 2018
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
👥
Linda Karimi
Guest
May 1, 2018
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
👥
Joy Wacera
Guest
May 1, 2018
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
👥
Zubeida
Guest
Apr 19, 2018
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
👥
Jaffar
Guest
Apr 18, 2018
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
👥
Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Apr 16, 2018
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
👥
Anna Mchome
Guest
Apr 13, 2018
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
👥
Nashon
Guest
Apr 8, 2018
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
👥
Grace Njuguna
Guest
Mar 28, 2018
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
👥
Muslima
Guest
Mar 27, 2018
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
👥
Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Mar 13, 2018
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
👥
Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Mar 6, 2018
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
👥
Mwanaidi
Guest
Mar 5, 2018
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
👥
James Mduma
Guest
Feb 17, 2018
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
👥
Hawa
Guest
Feb 16, 2018
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
👥
Husna
Guest
Feb 5, 2018
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
👥
Maulid
Guest
Feb 3, 2018
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
👥
Wilson Ombati
Guest
Jan 30, 2018
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
👥
Brian Karanja
Guest
Jan 10, 2018
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
👥
Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Jan 7, 2018
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
👥
Victor Kamau
Guest
Jan 7, 2018
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
👥
Esther Nyambura
Guest
Jan 3, 2018
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
👥
Rukia
Guest
Dec 31, 2017
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
👥
Victor Kamau
Guest
Dec 29, 2017
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
👥
Jafari
Guest
Dec 27, 2017
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
👥
Mwanaidha
Guest
Dec 21, 2017
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
👥
Mariam Hassan
Guest
Dec 16, 2017
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
👥
Stephen Amollo
Guest
Dec 15, 2017
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
