What did the owl say to his sweetheart?

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on February 11, 2019

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on February 9, 2019

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Saidi (Guest) on February 7, 2019

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Francis Njeru (Guest) on February 1, 2019

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on January 26, 2019

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Zakaria (Guest) on January 17, 2019

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Bahati (Guest) on January 14, 2019

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on December 30, 2018

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Maimuna (Guest) on December 17, 2018

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on December 3, 2018

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on November 29, 2018

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Mariam (Guest) on November 22, 2018

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Issack (Guest) on November 22, 2018

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Amina (Guest) on November 22, 2018

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Sumaya (Guest) on November 19, 2018

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on November 15, 2018

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Samuel Were (Guest) on November 14, 2018

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Rubea (Guest) on November 1, 2018

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Nassar (Guest) on October 27, 2018

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Charles Mboje (Guest) on October 25, 2018

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Faiza (Guest) on October 13, 2018

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on October 7, 2018

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Ramadhan (Guest) on October 4, 2018

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on September 11, 2018

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on September 11, 2018

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on September 10, 2018

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Rahma (Guest) on September 10, 2018

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Salima (Guest) on August 28, 2018

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Furaha (Guest) on August 23, 2018

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on August 20, 2018

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Frank Macha (Guest) on August 17, 2018

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Anna Mchome (Guest) on August 3, 2018

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Rubea (Guest) on July 30, 2018

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on July 21, 2018

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Martin Otieno (Guest) on July 17, 2018

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on July 14, 2018

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Robert Okello (Guest) on July 8, 2018

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Mary Njeri (Guest) on June 29, 2018

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Aziza (Guest) on June 16, 2018

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on June 16, 2018

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Ann Awino (Guest) on June 15, 2018

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on June 9, 2018

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Nashon (Guest) on June 9, 2018

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Sofia (Guest) on June 5, 2018

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Jamila (Guest) on June 4, 2018

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Ahmed (Guest) on May 11, 2018

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on May 8, 2018

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on April 26, 2018

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on April 20, 2018

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on April 19, 2018

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on April 7, 2018

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on March 25, 2018

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Mchawi (Guest) on March 22, 2018

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

George Tenga (Guest) on March 19, 2018

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on March 13, 2018

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on March 12, 2018

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Azima (Guest) on March 7, 2018

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on February 28, 2018

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Jamal (Guest) on February 27, 2018

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Shamsa (Guest) on February 27, 2018

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜