What did the paper clip say to the magnet?

Ibrahim (Guest) on October 27, 2018

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on October 19, 2018

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Kijakazi (Guest) on October 19, 2018

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on October 8, 2018

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Rashid (Guest) on October 7, 2018

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Francis Mrope (Guest) on October 3, 2018

😁 This made my day!

David Sokoine (Guest) on October 1, 2018

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Ali (Guest) on September 28, 2018

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on September 28, 2018

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on September 26, 2018

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Nasra (Guest) on September 22, 2018

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Charles Mchome (Guest) on September 19, 2018

😆 Saving this one!

Maulid (Guest) on September 10, 2018

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

David Chacha (Guest) on September 10, 2018

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on September 7, 2018

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Omari (Guest) on August 26, 2018

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on August 23, 2018

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Fatuma (Guest) on August 18, 2018

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Mary Kidata (Guest) on August 17, 2018

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on August 15, 2018

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Peter Mbise (Guest) on August 9, 2018

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Abubakari (Guest) on August 9, 2018

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Rabia (Guest) on August 2, 2018

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Latifa (Guest) on July 23, 2018

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Nahida (Guest) on July 16, 2018

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on July 14, 2018

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Samuel Were (Guest) on July 11, 2018

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Jane Muthui (Guest) on June 17, 2018

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on June 12, 2018

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on June 3, 2018

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Salma (Guest) on June 2, 2018

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on June 2, 2018

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Kheri (Guest) on June 1, 2018

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Charles Mrope (Guest) on May 24, 2018

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on May 8, 2018

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Sofia (Guest) on May 2, 2018

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Ndoto (Guest) on April 13, 2018

😆 This one really got me!

Kazija (Guest) on April 2, 2018

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Farida (Guest) on March 19, 2018

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on March 10, 2018

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

David Chacha (Guest) on March 10, 2018

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Hamida (Guest) on March 4, 2018

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Henry Mollel (Guest) on February 28, 2018

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on February 18, 2018

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on February 16, 2018

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Aziza (Guest) on February 13, 2018

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on February 10, 2018

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Abdillah (Guest) on February 5, 2018

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Jackson Makori (Guest) on February 4, 2018

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on January 27, 2018

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on January 27, 2018

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Jamal (Guest) on January 21, 2018

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on January 4, 2018

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Charles Mchome (Guest) on January 1, 2018

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Leila (Guest) on December 31, 2017

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Warda (Guest) on December 14, 2017

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on December 6, 2017

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Charles Wafula (Guest) on November 18, 2017

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on November 17, 2017

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Jabir (Guest) on November 11, 2017

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔