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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Jun 7, 2019
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Jun 5, 2019
🤣 This one got me good!
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Nasra
Guest
May 30, 2019
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
May 23, 2019
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Asha
Guest
May 20, 2019
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
May 15, 2019
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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James Malima
Guest
May 6, 2019
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Biashara
Guest
May 5, 2019
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Apr 27, 2019
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Mwajuma
Guest
Apr 27, 2019
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Apr 23, 2019
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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George Mallya
Guest
Apr 22, 2019
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Rubea
Guest
Apr 16, 2019
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Makame
Guest
Apr 4, 2019
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Sumaya
Guest
Apr 3, 2019
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Mar 27, 2019
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Mar 21, 2019
🤣 Pure genius!
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Mar 13, 2019
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Mazrui
Guest
Feb 26, 2019
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Feb 23, 2019
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Feb 19, 2019
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Feb 6, 2019
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Halima
Guest
Feb 5, 2019
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Jan 13, 2019
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Jan 13, 2019
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Hawa
Guest
Jan 11, 2019
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Abubakari
Guest
Dec 30, 2018
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Dec 27, 2018
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Jamila
Guest
Dec 25, 2018
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Husna
Guest
Dec 24, 2018
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Fadhila
Guest
Dec 1, 2018
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Nov 26, 2018
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Abubakari
Guest
Nov 24, 2018
Thanks Ackyshine
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Fikiri
Guest
Oct 26, 2018
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Rahma
Guest
Oct 16, 2018
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Oct 5, 2018
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Tambwe
Guest
Sep 25, 2018
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Sep 20, 2018
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Hashim
Guest
Sep 17, 2018
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Nassor
Guest
Aug 14, 2018
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Jul 25, 2018
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Jul 21, 2018
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Jul 20, 2018
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Rubea
Guest
Jul 20, 2018
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Amani
Guest
Jul 14, 2018
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Shamsa
Guest
Jul 11, 2018
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Jul 11, 2018
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Jul 10, 2018
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Jul 10, 2018
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Jul 1, 2018
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Chum
Guest
Jun 29, 2018
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Jun 25, 2018
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Robert Okello
Guest
Jun 14, 2018
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Jun 14, 2018
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Omari
Guest
Jun 4, 2018
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Jun 1, 2018
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Omar
Guest
May 29, 2018
😁 This is gold!
