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What kind of flower do you never want to get on Valentineβs Day?
Date: July 3, 2023
Author: Melkisedeck Leon Shine
Question: What kind of flower do you never want to get on Valentineβs Day?
Answer: Cauliflower! πΌπ₯¦
Explanation: You definitely don't want to receive cauliflower on Valentine's Day because, well, it's not exactly the most romantic flower! While flowers like roses and tulips are traditional symbols of love and affection, receiving a bouquet of cauliflower would be quite unexpected and possibly confusing. Plus, who wants a bouquet of vegetables when they're expecting a beautiful arrangement of colorful blooms? π
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