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Henry Sokoine
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Apr 17, 2019
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Nashon
Guest
Mar 18, 2019
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Mar 6, 2019
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Biashara
Guest
Feb 2, 2019
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Mwafirika
Guest
Jan 28, 2019
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Saidi
Guest
Jan 18, 2019
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Jan 11, 2019
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Dec 31, 2018
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Dec 30, 2018
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Dec 24, 2018
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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James Kawawa
Guest
Dec 19, 2018
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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George Wanjala
Guest
Dec 13, 2018
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Dec 9, 2018
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Yahya
Guest
Nov 26, 2018
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Maida
Guest
Nov 5, 2018
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Nov 3, 2018
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Mariam
Guest
Nov 3, 2018
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Nov 2, 2018
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Sharifa
Guest
Oct 30, 2018
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Zakia
Guest
Oct 26, 2018
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Oct 24, 2018
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Oct 24, 2018
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Salima
Guest
Oct 18, 2018
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Oct 13, 2018
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Rashid
Guest
Oct 12, 2018
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Shukuru
Guest
Oct 7, 2018
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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David Ochieng
Guest
Oct 7, 2018
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Oct 1, 2018
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Safiya
Guest
Sep 19, 2018
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Sep 9, 2018
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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David Musyoka
Guest
Aug 9, 2018
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Khalifa
Guest
Aug 8, 2018
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Aug 2, 2018
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Ahmed
Guest
Jul 29, 2018
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Jul 22, 2018
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Jaffar
Guest
Jul 12, 2018
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Kiza
Guest
Jul 12, 2018
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Maida
Guest
Jul 8, 2018
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Jun 30, 2018
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Jafari
Guest
Jun 18, 2018
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Azima
Guest
Jun 16, 2018
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Jun 14, 2018
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Jun 10, 2018
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Jun 8, 2018
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Jun 7, 2018
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Jun 7, 2018
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
May 17, 2018
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
May 15, 2018
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Apr 18, 2018
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Apr 16, 2018
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Nuru
Guest
Apr 13, 2018
😄 What a joke!
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Apr 12, 2018
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Salum
Guest
Apr 3, 2018
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Mar 29, 2018
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Mar 26, 2018
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Mar 25, 2018
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Sultan
Guest
Mar 19, 2018
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Mar 15, 2018
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Mar 13, 2018
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
