Anna Sumari (Guest) on May 9, 2019

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

James Kawawa (Guest) on May 8, 2019

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on May 6, 2019

😂 Sharing right away!

Patrick Akech (Guest) on May 5, 2019

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on April 19, 2019

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Warda (Guest) on April 11, 2019

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

James Kimani (Guest) on April 7, 2019

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Mwafirika (Guest) on April 5, 2019

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Jabir (Guest) on March 31, 2019

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Patrick Akech (Guest) on March 30, 2019

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on March 11, 2019

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Baraka (Guest) on March 8, 2019

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on February 27, 2019

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on February 17, 2019

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on February 1, 2019

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Azima (Guest) on January 22, 2019

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Charles Mrope (Guest) on January 19, 2019

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Brian Karanja (Guest) on January 17, 2019

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on January 15, 2019

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Muslima (Guest) on January 11, 2019

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Kazija (Guest) on January 9, 2019

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Grace Mushi (Guest) on December 26, 2018

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Victor Kamau (Guest) on December 25, 2018

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Biashara (Guest) on December 25, 2018

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on December 21, 2018

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on December 16, 2018

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Mchuma (Guest) on December 12, 2018

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

David Ochieng (Guest) on December 12, 2018

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on December 7, 2018

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on November 30, 2018

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Paul Kamau (Guest) on November 7, 2018

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on October 22, 2018

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Tambwe (Guest) on October 18, 2018

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Mtumwa (Guest) on October 5, 2018

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Jackson Makori (Guest) on September 25, 2018

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on September 10, 2018

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

John Mwangi (Guest) on September 9, 2018

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Kijakazi (Guest) on September 9, 2018

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on September 9, 2018

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Issack (Guest) on September 5, 2018

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Patrick Akech (Guest) on August 22, 2018

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on August 17, 2018

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Jane Malecela (Guest) on August 11, 2018

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Rahma (Guest) on August 6, 2018

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on July 24, 2018

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Tambwe (Guest) on July 24, 2018

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on July 24, 2018

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on July 20, 2018

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Jafari (Guest) on July 12, 2018

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Charles Mchome (Guest) on June 24, 2018

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Linda Karimi (Guest) on June 21, 2018

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Zubeida (Guest) on June 21, 2018

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Mtumwa (Guest) on June 20, 2018

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Zubeida (Guest) on June 8, 2018

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Nyota (Guest) on May 24, 2018

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Rabia (Guest) on May 11, 2018

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on May 8, 2018

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Diana Mallya (Guest) on May 4, 2018

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Victor Malima (Guest) on April 28, 2018

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Sofia (Guest) on April 12, 2018

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂