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Abubakar
Guest
Nov 29, 2018
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
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Asha
Guest
Nov 27, 2018
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Nov 13, 2018
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ๐๐งน
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Frank Macha
Guest
Nov 11, 2018
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! ๐ทโโ๏ธ๐๏ธ
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Rahma
Guest
Nov 8, 2018
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ง๐
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Baraka
Guest
Oct 30, 2018
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. ๐ถ๐คฃ
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John Mushi
Guest
Oct 29, 2018
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐๐ฌ
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Oct 24, 2018
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ถ
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Hawa
Guest
Oct 23, 2018
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Oct 17, 2018
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Oct 16, 2018
You know youโre getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ๐๐ฅ
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Oct 15, 2018
I can resist anything except temptation. ๐๐
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Oct 14, 2018
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. ๐ซ๐โโ๏ธ
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Rehema
Guest
Oct 12, 2018
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernโฆ ๐งโโ๏ธโ๏ธ
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Biashara
Guest
Oct 8, 2018
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐ซ
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Oct 4, 2018
๐ Iโm completely obsessed with this!
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Zuhura
Guest
Oct 4, 2018
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. ๐คข๐ค
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Saidi
Guest
Sep 26, 2018
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they donโt like bills! ๐ฆ๐ต
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Sep 25, 2018
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ๐๐คฃ
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Sep 25, 2018
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. โ๐โโ๏ธ
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Neema
Guest
Sep 23, 2018
Iโm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
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John Lissu
Guest
Sep 19, 2018
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I donโt know Y. ๐ ๐ค
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Sep 10, 2018
Iโve had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
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Fadhila
Guest
Sep 3, 2018
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. ๐ก๐
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Sep 2, 2018
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Sep 1, 2018
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ๐๐ฅ
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Neema
Guest
Aug 30, 2018
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. ๐ด
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Aug 28, 2018
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. โ๏ธ๐ฐ
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Raha
Guest
Aug 20, 2018
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ๐๐ป
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Aug 11, 2018
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite exercise? The plank! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฆต
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Omar
Guest
Aug 10, 2018
This one really got me, what a punchline! ๐
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Aug 9, 2018
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Aug 7, 2018
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! ๐ธ๐น
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Mwachumu
Guest
Aug 3, 2018
Iโm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ๐๐ง
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Aug 2, 2018
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐ค๐
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Aug 1, 2018
They say 'donโt try this at home,' so Iโm coming over to your house to try it. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐ก
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Jul 22, 2018
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! ๐ฅ๐ก
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Jul 22, 2018
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not so sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
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Amina
Guest
Jul 22, 2018
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Jul 22, 2018
Whatโs the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! ๐๐ข
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Zubeida
Guest
Jul 18, 2018
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. ๐ฒ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
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Khadija
Guest
Jul 15, 2018
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnโt peeling well! ๐๐ค
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Jul 15, 2018
๐ Iโm still laughing, canโt stop!
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Jul 9, 2018
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! โฝ๐ง
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Jul 2, 2018
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! ๐งฆโณ
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Jun 26, 2018
Iโd give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ๐๐ค
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Chum
Guest
Jun 22, 2018
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! ๐
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Jun 20, 2018
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! ๐๐
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Jun 20, 2018
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. ๐ฉณ๐
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Ndoto
Guest
Jun 19, 2018
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! ๐ตโ๏ธ
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Jun 13, 2018
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ๐๐
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Abubakar
Guest
Jun 8, 2018
I smile because I donโt know whatโs going on. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Arifa
Guest
Jun 5, 2018
I love you more than coffee, but please donโt make me prove it. โโค๏ธ
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Jun 3, 2018
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐๐ช
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Mwanajuma
Guest
May 27, 2018
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! ๐
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Mwanahawa
Guest
May 26, 2018
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Iโm still cracking up!
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
May 12, 2018
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyโre transparent! ๐ป๐คฅ
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Bakari
Guest
May 11, 2018
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereโs my tractor? ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
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George Tenga
Guest
Apr 23, 2018
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts! ๐ฆด๐
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Apr 15, 2018
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Iโm still chuckling at this!
