Where did the king keep his army?

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on October 23, 2018

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on October 18, 2018

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Mwanahawa (Guest) on October 9, 2018

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on September 26, 2018

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on September 21, 2018

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Zakia (Guest) on September 6, 2018

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Mchawi (Guest) on September 5, 2018

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Shabani (Guest) on September 3, 2018

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Sekela (Guest) on August 29, 2018

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Ahmed (Guest) on August 29, 2018

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

John Lissu (Guest) on August 17, 2018

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on August 15, 2018

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Ann Awino (Guest) on August 13, 2018

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Zainab (Guest) on August 2, 2018

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Mwanaidi (Guest) on July 11, 2018

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Mwagonda (Guest) on July 11, 2018

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on June 29, 2018

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Masika (Guest) on June 28, 2018

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Rubea (Guest) on June 26, 2018

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on June 24, 2018

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on June 21, 2018

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

John Lissu (Guest) on June 13, 2018

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on June 11, 2018

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Chris Okello (Guest) on June 8, 2018

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on June 6, 2018

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on June 2, 2018

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Ndoto (Guest) on June 1, 2018

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Fadhila (Guest) on May 20, 2018

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Mwanaisha (Guest) on May 7, 2018

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on April 23, 2018

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Abubakar (Guest) on April 15, 2018

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Hekima (Guest) on April 9, 2018

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

George Tenga (Guest) on April 8, 2018

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on April 6, 2018

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Mustafa (Guest) on April 1, 2018

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Mwanaidi (Guest) on March 29, 2018

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on March 29, 2018

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Josephine (Guest) on March 21, 2018

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Jackson Makori (Guest) on March 21, 2018

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Rabia (Guest) on March 13, 2018

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on February 27, 2018

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on February 10, 2018

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

George Wanjala (Guest) on February 9, 2018

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on January 28, 2018

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

George Mallya (Guest) on January 25, 2018

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on January 11, 2018

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on January 8, 2018

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Rubea (Guest) on December 26, 2017

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Majid (Guest) on December 20, 2017

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Zainab (Guest) on December 12, 2017

😆 Still cracking up!

Rubea (Guest) on December 10, 2017

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

John Lissu (Guest) on December 10, 2017

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on December 8, 2017

😂 So funny!

Aziza (Guest) on November 30, 2017

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on November 29, 2017

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Sekela (Guest) on November 26, 2017

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Shukuru (Guest) on November 13, 2017

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Nasra (Guest) on November 7, 2017

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on October 15, 2017

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Hekima (Guest) on October 12, 2017

😂 I’m saving this one!