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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Oct 23, 2018
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Oct 18, 2018
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Oct 9, 2018
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Sep 26, 2018
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Sep 21, 2018
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Zakia
Guest
Sep 6, 2018
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Mchawi
Guest
Sep 5, 2018
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Shabani
Guest
Sep 3, 2018
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Sekela
Guest
Aug 29, 2018
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Ahmed
Guest
Aug 29, 2018
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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John Lissu
Guest
Aug 17, 2018
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Aug 15, 2018
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Ann Awino
Guest
Aug 13, 2018
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Zainab
Guest
Aug 2, 2018
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Jul 11, 2018
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Mwagonda
Guest
Jul 11, 2018
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Jun 29, 2018
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Masika
Guest
Jun 28, 2018
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Rubea
Guest
Jun 26, 2018
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Jun 24, 2018
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Jun 21, 2018
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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John Lissu
Guest
Jun 13, 2018
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Jun 11, 2018
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Chris Okello
Guest
Jun 8, 2018
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Jun 6, 2018
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Jun 2, 2018
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Ndoto
Guest
Jun 1, 2018
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Fadhila
Guest
May 20, 2018
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Mwanaisha
Guest
May 7, 2018
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Apr 23, 2018
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Abubakar
Guest
Apr 15, 2018
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Hekima
Guest
Apr 9, 2018
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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George Tenga
Guest
Apr 8, 2018
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Apr 6, 2018
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Mustafa
Guest
Apr 1, 2018
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Mar 29, 2018
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Mar 29, 2018
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Josephine
Guest
Mar 21, 2018
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Mar 21, 2018
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Rabia
Guest
Mar 13, 2018
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Feb 27, 2018
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Feb 10, 2018
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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George Wanjala
Guest
Feb 9, 2018
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Jan 28, 2018
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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George Mallya
Guest
Jan 25, 2018
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Jan 11, 2018
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Jan 8, 2018
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Rubea
Guest
Dec 26, 2017
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Majid
Guest
Dec 20, 2017
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Zainab
Guest
Dec 12, 2017
😆 Still cracking up!
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Rubea
Guest
Dec 10, 2017
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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John Lissu
Guest
Dec 10, 2017
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Dec 8, 2017
😂 So funny!
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Aziza
Guest
Nov 30, 2017
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Nov 29, 2017
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Sekela
Guest
Nov 26, 2017
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Shukuru
Guest
Nov 13, 2017
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Nasra
Guest
Nov 7, 2017
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Oct 15, 2017
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Hekima
Guest
Oct 12, 2017
😂 I’m saving this one!
