Where do books hide when they’re scared?

Robert Okello (Guest) on February 1, 2019

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on January 31, 2019

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on January 22, 2019

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Biashara (Guest) on January 14, 2019

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on January 14, 2019

😂 Gotta save this!

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on January 5, 2019

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Hawa (Guest) on January 4, 2019

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on December 28, 2018

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Yusuf (Guest) on December 27, 2018

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on December 21, 2018

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Brian Karanja (Guest) on December 12, 2018

😂 This joke just made my day!

Mwinyi (Guest) on December 12, 2018

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Linda Karimi (Guest) on December 11, 2018

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Fatuma (Guest) on December 6, 2018

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Patrick Akech (Guest) on December 6, 2018

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Fatuma (Guest) on December 5, 2018

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on November 22, 2018

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on October 24, 2018

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on October 16, 2018

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Alice Mrema (Guest) on October 14, 2018

😄 What a joke!

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on October 12, 2018

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Juma (Guest) on October 9, 2018

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Diana Mallya (Guest) on September 20, 2018

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Linda Karimi (Guest) on September 19, 2018

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Baraka (Guest) on September 18, 2018

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on September 10, 2018

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Mohamed (Guest) on September 5, 2018

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on September 5, 2018

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Grace Mushi (Guest) on September 4, 2018

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Yusuf (Guest) on August 30, 2018

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Fikiri (Guest) on August 26, 2018

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Nchi (Guest) on August 22, 2018

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Michael Mboya (Guest) on August 19, 2018

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

David Kawawa (Guest) on August 10, 2018

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on August 3, 2018

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Khadija (Guest) on August 2, 2018

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on July 21, 2018

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Nasra (Guest) on July 21, 2018

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on July 16, 2018

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on July 5, 2018

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on July 3, 2018

😆 That punchline!

Mwanaisha (Guest) on June 24, 2018

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Mwafirika (Guest) on June 18, 2018

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Rahim (Guest) on June 6, 2018

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Majid (Guest) on June 2, 2018

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

James Kimani (Guest) on May 23, 2018

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Mariam (Guest) on May 19, 2018

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Mazrui (Guest) on May 16, 2018

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on May 16, 2018

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Samuel Were (Guest) on May 15, 2018

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on April 26, 2018

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Maulid (Guest) on April 12, 2018

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Nashon (Guest) on April 4, 2018

😆 This one really got me!

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on March 29, 2018

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Chris Okello (Guest) on March 25, 2018

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

John Lissu (Guest) on March 24, 2018

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Mwanaidha (Guest) on March 20, 2018

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

John Lissu (Guest) on March 17, 2018

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Diana Mallya (Guest) on March 1, 2018

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Mzee (Guest) on February 16, 2018

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔