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Monica Adhiambo
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Jan 10, 2019
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Andrew Odhiambo
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Jan 8, 2019
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Jane Muthoni
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Jan 5, 2019
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Muslima
Guest
Jan 3, 2019
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Farida
Guest
Jan 1, 2019
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Stephen Mushi
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Dec 31, 2018
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Dec 24, 2018
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Mwachumu
Guest
Dec 16, 2018
🤣 This joke is too good!
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Dec 11, 2018
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Amani
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Nov 26, 2018
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Nov 23, 2018
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Aziza
Guest
Nov 18, 2018
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Nov 15, 2018
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Frank Macha
Guest
Oct 23, 2018
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Oct 8, 2018
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Nassar
Guest
Sep 15, 2018
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Shukuru
Guest
Aug 24, 2018
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Aug 8, 2018
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Aug 2, 2018
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Jul 31, 2018
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Sarafina
Guest
Jul 31, 2018
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Jul 22, 2018
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Arifa
Guest
Jul 18, 2018
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Jul 7, 2018
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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John Kamande
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Jun 21, 2018
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Zainab
Guest
Jun 14, 2018
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Jun 11, 2018
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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John Lissu
Guest
May 24, 2018
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Michael Mboya
Guest
May 23, 2018
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
May 17, 2018
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Ramadhan
Guest
Apr 28, 2018
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Khamis
Guest
Apr 21, 2018
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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James Mduma
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Apr 21, 2018
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Apr 19, 2018
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Edward Lowassa
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Apr 13, 2018
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Mwagonda
Guest
Apr 12, 2018
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Michael Onyango
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Apr 3, 2018
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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James Kawawa
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Mar 31, 2018
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Mar 29, 2018
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Mar 18, 2018
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Raphael Okoth
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Mar 11, 2018
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Zubeida
Guest
Mar 9, 2018
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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David Sokoine
Guest
Mar 9, 2018
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Jafari
Guest
Feb 27, 2018
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Shabani
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Feb 27, 2018
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Feb 24, 2018
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Feb 21, 2018
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Feb 21, 2018
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Feb 15, 2018
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Thomas Mtaki
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Feb 14, 2018
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Makame
Guest
Feb 14, 2018
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Joseph Njoroge
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Feb 12, 2018
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Feb 10, 2018
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Jan 22, 2018
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Jan 11, 2018
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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David Sokoine
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Jan 4, 2018
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Jan 2, 2018
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Majid
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Jan 1, 2018
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
