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Alice Mrema
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Feb 21, 2019
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Carol Nyakio
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Feb 20, 2019
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Jamila
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Feb 13, 2019
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Nancy Kawawa
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Feb 10, 2019
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Fadhili
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Feb 1, 2019
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Faiza
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Jan 29, 2019
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Victor Kimario
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Jan 27, 2019
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Salima
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Jan 9, 2019
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Betty Kimaro
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Dec 29, 2018
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Mazrui
Guest
Dec 29, 2018
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Nyota
Guest
Dec 13, 2018
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Samuel Omondi
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Dec 7, 2018
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Bernard Oduor
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Nov 27, 2018
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Nashon
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Nov 20, 2018
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Grace Mligo
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Nov 19, 2018
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Nov 18, 2018
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Azima
Guest
Nov 3, 2018
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Ann Awino
Guest
Nov 2, 2018
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Mohamed
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Oct 27, 2018
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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James Malima
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Oct 25, 2018
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Andrew Mahiga
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Oct 16, 2018
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Mwanakhamis
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Oct 14, 2018
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Mary Njeri
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Oct 13, 2018
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Oct 10, 2018
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Oct 5, 2018
😆 Saving this one!
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Oct 3, 2018
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Selemani
Guest
Sep 28, 2018
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Sep 26, 2018
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Sep 21, 2018
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Sep 20, 2018
😄 What a joke!
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Rahim
Guest
Sep 19, 2018
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Maulid
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Aug 30, 2018
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Aug 23, 2018
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Aug 21, 2018
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Fadhila
Guest
Aug 20, 2018
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Aug 19, 2018
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Muslima
Guest
Aug 11, 2018
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Elizabeth Mrope
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Aug 4, 2018
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Abdullah
Guest
Jul 28, 2018
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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David Musyoka
Guest
Jul 28, 2018
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Jul 25, 2018
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Chum
Guest
Jul 24, 2018
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Baridi
Guest
Jul 16, 2018
😆 That punchline!
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Zakia
Guest
Jul 12, 2018
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Jul 10, 2018
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Jul 9, 2018
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Jul 6, 2018
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Rashid
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Jul 4, 2018
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Jul 1, 2018
😁 This is gold!
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David Musyoka
Guest
Jun 27, 2018
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Jun 24, 2018
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Zubeida
Guest
Jun 16, 2018
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Zubeida
Guest
Jun 13, 2018
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Mwalimu
Guest
May 21, 2018
😄 You got me!
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Moses Kipkemboi
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May 8, 2018
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Apr 24, 2018
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Apr 23, 2018
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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James Kawawa
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Apr 23, 2018
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Makame
Guest
Apr 15, 2018
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
