Moses Mwita (Guest) on November 26, 2018

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Kahina (Guest) on November 21, 2018

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on November 10, 2018

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Rahim (Guest) on November 10, 2018

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on November 9, 2018

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Francis Mrope (Guest) on November 5, 2018

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Irene Akoth (Guest) on November 5, 2018

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Amina (Guest) on October 23, 2018

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Neema (Guest) on October 17, 2018

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Amina (Guest) on October 12, 2018

😁 This just made my day!

Ramadhan (Guest) on October 11, 2018

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on October 11, 2018

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on October 4, 2018

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Furaha (Guest) on September 30, 2018

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Umi (Guest) on September 17, 2018

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on September 16, 2018

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Jabir (Guest) on September 13, 2018

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

John Mwangi (Guest) on September 11, 2018

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

David Kawawa (Guest) on September 10, 2018

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Josephine (Guest) on September 5, 2018

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on August 26, 2018

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Rahma (Guest) on August 26, 2018

😄 You got me!

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on August 17, 2018

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on July 19, 2018

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Samuel Were (Guest) on July 16, 2018

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Rose Waithera (Guest) on July 9, 2018

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Tabu (Guest) on July 8, 2018

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Zakaria (Guest) on July 7, 2018

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on June 27, 2018

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

James Kawawa (Guest) on June 25, 2018

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Nchi (Guest) on June 7, 2018

😄 What a joke!

Warda (Guest) on June 5, 2018

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Peter Mbise (Guest) on June 5, 2018

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on June 3, 2018

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Shamsa (Guest) on May 26, 2018

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Yusuf (Guest) on May 23, 2018

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on May 9, 2018

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Yusuf (Guest) on April 24, 2018

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Husna (Guest) on April 18, 2018

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Mwalimu (Guest) on April 17, 2018

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on April 15, 2018

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Majid (Guest) on April 13, 2018

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on April 12, 2018

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Henry Mollel (Guest) on April 7, 2018

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Binti (Guest) on March 21, 2018

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Maneno (Guest) on March 20, 2018

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on March 18, 2018

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Selemani (Guest) on March 4, 2018

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Francis Mrope (Guest) on February 24, 2018

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Mchuma (Guest) on February 23, 2018

😅 I’m still laughing!

Chris Okello (Guest) on February 22, 2018

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on February 17, 2018

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Samuel Were (Guest) on February 10, 2018

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

James Malima (Guest) on February 8, 2018

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on February 3, 2018

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Zainab (Guest) on January 29, 2018

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Maulid (Guest) on January 19, 2018

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Jamal (Guest) on January 9, 2018

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Nahida (Guest) on December 13, 2017

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Arifa (Guest) on December 11, 2017

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰