Why can’t the elephant use the computer?

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on February 3, 2019

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on February 2, 2019

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Khadija (Guest) on February 1, 2019

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Mwanahawa (Guest) on January 24, 2019

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Maneno (Guest) on January 19, 2019

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Kheri (Guest) on January 19, 2019

😁 Added to my favorites!

Monica Lissu (Guest) on January 16, 2019

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on January 12, 2019

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Francis Njeru (Guest) on January 7, 2019

😅 I needed that laugh!

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on January 6, 2019

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Nchi (Guest) on January 5, 2019

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on January 2, 2019

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on January 2, 2019

😁 This made my day!

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on December 24, 2018

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Fadhili (Guest) on December 13, 2018

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Abdullah (Guest) on December 12, 2018

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Mwanaidi (Guest) on December 11, 2018

😅 I needed that!

Faiza (Guest) on December 9, 2018

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

James Mduma (Guest) on December 5, 2018

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Mhina (Guest) on November 27, 2018

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Mwinyi (Guest) on November 23, 2018

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Ann Awino (Guest) on November 19, 2018

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Hekima (Guest) on November 14, 2018

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Mtumwa (Guest) on November 3, 2018

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Kahina (Guest) on October 15, 2018

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Nancy Komba (Guest) on October 14, 2018

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Issack (Guest) on October 11, 2018

🤣 Pure genius!

Kiza (Guest) on September 18, 2018

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on September 15, 2018

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Farida (Guest) on September 8, 2018

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Linda Karimi (Guest) on September 6, 2018

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Mwalimu (Guest) on September 2, 2018

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Khamis (Guest) on August 31, 2018

😅 I’m still laughing!

Mchawi (Guest) on August 31, 2018

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Mwajabu (Guest) on August 29, 2018

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Binti (Guest) on August 26, 2018

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Grace Minja (Guest) on August 24, 2018

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on August 17, 2018

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Kheri (Guest) on August 17, 2018

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Victor Kimario (Guest) on August 6, 2018

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Jabir (Guest) on August 3, 2018

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Maimuna (Guest) on August 1, 2018

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on July 30, 2018

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Jaffar (Guest) on July 24, 2018

😆 That punchline!

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on July 12, 2018

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Mgeni (Guest) on June 28, 2018

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Issack (Guest) on June 23, 2018

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on June 22, 2018

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Rehema (Guest) on June 21, 2018

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Farida (Guest) on June 17, 2018

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Jafari (Guest) on June 13, 2018

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

James Kawawa (Guest) on June 7, 2018

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on June 7, 2018

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Amani (Guest) on June 5, 2018

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Rukia (Guest) on June 4, 2018

😂 I’m dying!

Juma (Guest) on May 28, 2018

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

George Wanjala (Guest) on May 26, 2018

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on May 15, 2018

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Maneno (Guest) on May 11, 2018

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on May 10, 2018

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉