Why did the girl put lipstick on her head?

Mchawi (Guest) on January 13, 2019

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on January 11, 2019

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Biashara (Guest) on January 9, 2019

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Khatib (Guest) on January 4, 2019

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on December 26, 2018

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on December 18, 2018

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on December 15, 2018

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Nassar (Guest) on December 12, 2018

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on December 9, 2018

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on November 24, 2018

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Abubakar (Guest) on November 19, 2018

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on November 14, 2018

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Michael Mboya (Guest) on November 7, 2018

😆 Bookmarking this!

Susan Wangari (Guest) on November 3, 2018

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on October 29, 2018

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Athumani (Guest) on October 18, 2018

😄 Too good!

Charles Wafula (Guest) on October 13, 2018

😂 So funny!

Asha (Guest) on October 13, 2018

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Grace Minja (Guest) on September 30, 2018

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Maneno (Guest) on September 28, 2018

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Habiba (Guest) on September 26, 2018

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Fadhila (Guest) on August 24, 2018

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Saidi (Guest) on August 11, 2018

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Maida (Guest) on August 10, 2018

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Jane Malecela (Guest) on August 9, 2018

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on July 27, 2018

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Khamis (Guest) on July 26, 2018

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on July 15, 2018

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Grace Mligo (Guest) on July 10, 2018

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Ahmed (Guest) on July 2, 2018

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on June 15, 2018

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on June 11, 2018

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on June 6, 2018

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on June 5, 2018

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Mashaka (Guest) on June 1, 2018

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Tambwe (Guest) on May 31, 2018

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on May 31, 2018

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

David Chacha (Guest) on May 29, 2018

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Francis Njeru (Guest) on May 24, 2018

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Robert Okello (Guest) on May 21, 2018

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Amina (Guest) on May 20, 2018

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on May 19, 2018

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on May 19, 2018

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Alice Jebet (Guest) on May 16, 2018

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Fadhili (Guest) on May 13, 2018

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on May 3, 2018

😆 That punchline was epic!

Ibrahim (Guest) on May 3, 2018

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on April 29, 2018

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on April 13, 2018

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Joy Wacera (Guest) on April 12, 2018

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Khatib (Guest) on April 8, 2018

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Safiya (Guest) on April 4, 2018

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on April 2, 2018

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on March 30, 2018

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Husna (Guest) on March 28, 2018

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Fadhila (Guest) on March 27, 2018

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Juma (Guest) on March 25, 2018

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Maneno (Guest) on March 20, 2018

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

James Mduma (Guest) on March 19, 2018

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Mgeni (Guest) on March 1, 2018

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥