Shamsa (Guest) on July 21, 2019

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on July 7, 2019

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Amir (Guest) on July 6, 2019

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Ann Wambui (Guest) on July 1, 2019

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Charles Mrope (Guest) on June 21, 2019

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Michael Mboya (Guest) on June 9, 2019

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on June 7, 2019

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Saidi (Guest) on June 4, 2019

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Monica Lissu (Guest) on May 28, 2019

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on May 27, 2019

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Michael Onyango (Guest) on May 26, 2019

😄 Too good!

Jabir (Guest) on May 12, 2019

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Faiza (Guest) on April 25, 2019

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Anna Mchome (Guest) on April 24, 2019

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Athumani (Guest) on April 19, 2019

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Chris Okello (Guest) on April 16, 2019

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on April 15, 2019

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on March 24, 2019

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Maida (Guest) on March 18, 2019

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

David Chacha (Guest) on March 6, 2019

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on March 3, 2019

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Francis Njeru (Guest) on March 1, 2019

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Ahmed (Guest) on February 21, 2019

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

James Mduma (Guest) on February 21, 2019

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on February 10, 2019

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Rehema (Guest) on February 2, 2019

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on February 1, 2019

😆 I’m dying over here!

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on January 26, 2019

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Nyota (Guest) on January 26, 2019

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on January 23, 2019

😆 Totally hilarious!

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on January 18, 2019

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Jane Muthui (Guest) on January 15, 2019

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Mary Njeri (Guest) on January 15, 2019

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Jane Muthui (Guest) on January 9, 2019

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Robert Okello (Guest) on January 7, 2019

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Hamida (Guest) on January 1, 2019

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on December 31, 2018

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on December 31, 2018

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Maida (Guest) on December 30, 2018

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Mchawi (Guest) on December 10, 2018

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on December 7, 2018

😁 Added to my favorites!

Ibrahim (Guest) on December 4, 2018

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on December 3, 2018

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Husna (Guest) on November 28, 2018

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Amina (Guest) on November 23, 2018

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Nancy Komba (Guest) on October 23, 2018

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Jackson Makori (Guest) on October 23, 2018

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Rubea (Guest) on October 20, 2018

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Issack (Guest) on September 30, 2018

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Jamal (Guest) on September 25, 2018

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on September 21, 2018

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Ndoto (Guest) on September 20, 2018

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Zubeida (Guest) on September 16, 2018

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

David Musyoka (Guest) on August 26, 2018

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on August 21, 2018

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Chum (Guest) on August 12, 2018

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Mwanaidha (Guest) on August 5, 2018

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on July 29, 2018

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Makame (Guest) on July 17, 2018

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on July 14, 2018

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫