Why was the computer cold?

Joy Wacera (Guest) on October 21, 2018

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Mary Mrope (Guest) on October 21, 2018

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on October 15, 2018

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on October 12, 2018

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on October 10, 2018

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Charles Mrope (Guest) on October 8, 2018

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on October 1, 2018

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

James Malima (Guest) on September 20, 2018

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on September 10, 2018

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Mwanajuma (Guest) on September 8, 2018

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Farida (Guest) on September 2, 2018

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on August 21, 2018

😂 I’m dying!

James Malima (Guest) on August 19, 2018

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on August 16, 2018

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Michael Onyango (Guest) on August 5, 2018

Thanks Ackyshine

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on August 5, 2018

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Mwanahawa (Guest) on July 27, 2018

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Alice Mrema (Guest) on July 23, 2018

😁 This is gold!

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on July 18, 2018

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Masika (Guest) on July 16, 2018

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Mgeni (Guest) on July 14, 2018

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Brian Karanja (Guest) on July 4, 2018

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on June 28, 2018

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Asha (Guest) on June 18, 2018

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Kijakazi (Guest) on June 10, 2018

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Nuru (Guest) on May 25, 2018

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Faiza (Guest) on May 20, 2018

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Kahina (Guest) on May 16, 2018

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Nora Kidata (Guest) on May 11, 2018

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Issack (Guest) on May 10, 2018

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Nahida (Guest) on April 23, 2018

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on April 19, 2018

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Ahmed (Guest) on April 15, 2018

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on April 11, 2018

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Asha (Guest) on April 10, 2018

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Halima (Guest) on March 31, 2018

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on March 30, 2018

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Anna Sumari (Guest) on March 27, 2018

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on March 12, 2018

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Mjaka (Guest) on March 3, 2018

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Maulid (Guest) on March 3, 2018

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Mary Kidata (Guest) on February 11, 2018

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Sarah Karani (Guest) on February 11, 2018

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on February 10, 2018

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on February 9, 2018

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Hamida (Guest) on February 5, 2018

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Omari (Guest) on January 31, 2018

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Mwinyi (Guest) on January 24, 2018

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Bakari (Guest) on January 19, 2018

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Janet Wambura (Guest) on January 19, 2018

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on January 17, 2018

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Mwanaisha (Guest) on January 11, 2018

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

David Kawawa (Guest) on January 2, 2018

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Kazija (Guest) on January 1, 2018

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Farida (Guest) on December 26, 2017

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on December 22, 2017

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on December 21, 2017

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on December 19, 2017

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Michael Onyango (Guest) on December 16, 2017

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Zubeida (Guest) on December 11, 2017

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷