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Margaret Mahiga
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Nov 21, 2018
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Nov 18, 2018
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Khalifa
Guest
Nov 7, 2018
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Shukuru
Guest
Nov 1, 2018
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Oct 29, 2018
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Oct 26, 2018
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Oct 12, 2018
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Shani
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Oct 2, 2018
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Sep 25, 2018
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Sep 10, 2018
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Mwalimu
Guest
Sep 10, 2018
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Mtumwa
Guest
Aug 31, 2018
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Aug 22, 2018
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Mwachumu
Guest
Aug 18, 2018
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Aug 17, 2018
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Sumaya
Guest
Aug 16, 2018
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Khatib
Guest
Aug 14, 2018
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Aug 13, 2018
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Khalifa
Guest
Aug 13, 2018
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Mwagonda
Guest
Aug 10, 2018
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Masika
Guest
Aug 8, 2018
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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James Mduma
Guest
Aug 7, 2018
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Aug 4, 2018
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Yusra
Guest
Aug 1, 2018
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Fatuma
Guest
Jul 28, 2018
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Jul 19, 2018
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Jul 17, 2018
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Jul 14, 2018
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Yusra
Guest
Jul 13, 2018
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Khatib
Guest
Jul 10, 2018
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Jul 8, 2018
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Jul 6, 2018
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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James Mduma
Guest
Jul 5, 2018
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Jun 28, 2018
😄 Perfect joke!
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Furaha
Guest
Jun 21, 2018
Thanks Ackyshine
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Mwakisu
Guest
Jun 14, 2018
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Abdullah
Guest
Jun 8, 2018
😄 You got me good!
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
May 24, 2018
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Paul Kamau
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May 15, 2018
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
May 14, 2018
😁 This is gold!
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Amani
Guest
May 7, 2018
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Janet Sumari
Guest
May 4, 2018
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Victor Malima
Guest
May 1, 2018
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Frank Macha
Guest
Apr 17, 2018
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Safiya
Guest
Apr 16, 2018
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Shabani
Guest
Apr 14, 2018
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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David Nyerere
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Apr 14, 2018
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Stephen Mushi
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Apr 9, 2018
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Mar 31, 2018
😂 Gotta save this!
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Mar 31, 2018
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Mar 10, 2018
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Victor Malima
Guest
Mar 7, 2018
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Jamila
Guest
Mar 3, 2018
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Habiba
Guest
Mar 1, 2018
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Mar 1, 2018
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Yusuf
Guest
Feb 8, 2018
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Feb 5, 2018
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Omari
Guest
Jan 29, 2018
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
