The Joke Factory: 10 Rib-Tickling Gems for Nonstop Laughter
Attention, laughter enthusiasts and giggle seekers! Are you tired of the same old boring punchlines and lackluster jokes? Well, worry no more, because we've got just the ticket to tickle your funny bone! Welcome to the Joke Factory, where laughter is our bread and butter and chuckles are always in abundance!
The Punny Professor:
Why did the math book look so sad? Because it had too many problems! If you're a fan of clever wordplay, this joke is sure to add a spring to your step and a smile to your face. After all, who doesn't love a good pun? Don't worry, it's not calculus!
The Quizzical Chicken:
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! Who knew poultry could have such rhythm? This joke will make you cluck with laughter and ponder the musical talents of our feathered friends.
The Mischievous Dentist:
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts! Brace yourself for this dental-themed gem that will have you grinning from ear to ear. It's bone-afide comedy gold.
The Fishy Tale:
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! Dive into hilarity with this fishy one-liner that's sure to have you hooked. Just remember to laugh, even if you don't get it right away. It's all part of the fun!
The Sneaky Banana:
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling very well! This fruity joke is a healthy dose of hilarity that will appeal to everyone, from fruit lovers to banana skeptics. Don't slip up and miss the punchline!
The Puzzling Penguin:
Why don't penguins like talking to strangers at parties? They find it hard to break the ice! It's time to waddle your way into uncontrollable laughter with this icy joke. Penguins may be flightless, but their humor is sky-high!
The Outrageous Astronaut:
Why did the astronaut bring a ladder to space? To reach the star! Blast off into laughter with this cosmic joke that's truly out of this world. Who knew space exploration could be so funny? Houston, we have hilarity!
The Crafty Tomato:
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! Get ready for a juicy punchline that will leave you ripe with laughter. Tomatoes might be a staple in your salad, but they've also got a knack for comedy.
The Playful Ghost:
Why did the ghost become a stand-up comedian? It wanted to boo the audience! Get ready for some supernatural snickers with this spooky joke. Who said ghosts can't have a sense of humor? Don't be scared, it's all in good fun!
The Silly Elephant:
Why did the elephant bring a suitcase to the zoo? Because it wanted to pack its trunk! Wrap up your laughter marathon with this elephant-sized joke that's guaranteed to make you trumpeting with joy. Remember, laughter is the best safari!
There you have it, folks! The Joke Factory's top 10 rib-tickling gems for nonstop laughter. Whether you're a fan of puns, one-liners, or silly scenarios, these jokes are guaranteed to put a smile on your face and leave your sides aching from laughter. So, what are you waiting for? Let the comedy commence and the giggles roll!
Anna Mchome (Guest) on December 21, 2017
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
Bakari (Guest) on December 18, 2017
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
George Tenga (Guest) on December 18, 2017
😆 That punchline!
Zulekha (Guest) on December 18, 2017
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
Kazija (Guest) on December 17, 2017
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on December 2, 2017
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
Mariam (Guest) on December 1, 2017
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
David Nyerere (Guest) on December 1, 2017
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
Monica Lissu (Guest) on November 26, 2017
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on November 26, 2017
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Abubakari (Guest) on November 22, 2017
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
Asha (Guest) on November 8, 2017
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
Patrick Akech (Guest) on November 4, 2017
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
Selemani (Guest) on November 2, 2017
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
Shabani (Guest) on October 16, 2017
😆 Rolling on the floor!
Raha (Guest) on September 30, 2017
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on September 29, 2017
😄 Nailed it!
Moses Mwita (Guest) on September 22, 2017
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
David Chacha (Guest) on September 20, 2017
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
Moses Mwita (Guest) on September 17, 2017
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on September 10, 2017
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
Shamsa (Guest) on September 3, 2017
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
Sarafina (Guest) on August 29, 2017
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on August 26, 2017
😂 Sharing right away!
Rashid (Guest) on August 26, 2017
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
Peter Otieno (Guest) on August 13, 2017
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
Mwalimu (Guest) on August 10, 2017
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
Shamim (Guest) on July 19, 2017
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
Zuhura (Guest) on July 12, 2017
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
Abubakar (Guest) on July 4, 2017
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on June 26, 2017
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on June 23, 2017
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
Mwanais (Guest) on June 21, 2017
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
Irene Akoth (Guest) on June 18, 2017
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on June 16, 2017
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on June 12, 2017
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
Frank Macha (Guest) on June 10, 2017
😄 What a joke!
John Kamande (Guest) on May 24, 2017
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
Tambwe (Guest) on May 23, 2017
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on May 20, 2017
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on May 13, 2017
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
Victor Kamau (Guest) on May 9, 2017
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
Robert Okello (Guest) on April 25, 2017
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
Robert Okello (Guest) on April 20, 2017
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on April 14, 2017
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
Sarah Karani (Guest) on April 8, 2017
😄 Too good!
Irene Akoth (Guest) on April 6, 2017
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
David Sokoine (Guest) on April 6, 2017
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
Alice Jebet (Guest) on March 27, 2017
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
Zawadi (Guest) on March 25, 2017
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
Jamila (Guest) on March 19, 2017
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on March 11, 2017
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
Shani (Guest) on March 6, 2017
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
Zulekha (Guest) on March 4, 2017
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
Amani (Guest) on February 15, 2017
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
Mwajuma (Guest) on January 30, 2017
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on January 23, 2017
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
Amina (Guest) on January 22, 2017
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Mohamed (Guest) on January 18, 2017
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
Hekima (Guest) on January 16, 2017
😂 This is a keeper!