Mwajuma (Guest) on April 24, 2018

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Brian Karanja (Guest) on April 15, 2018

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Shukuru (Guest) on April 13, 2018

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Jamal (Guest) on April 13, 2018

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Sarafina (Guest) on April 11, 2018

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Jaffar (Guest) on April 10, 2018

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Hawa (Guest) on April 2, 2018

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Amina (Guest) on March 29, 2018

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on March 29, 2018

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on March 27, 2018

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Abdullah (Guest) on March 13, 2018

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Irene Akoth (Guest) on March 1, 2018

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Yusra (Guest) on February 21, 2018

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

James Mduma (Guest) on February 20, 2018

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on February 17, 2018

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Victor Kamau (Guest) on February 8, 2018

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Arifa (Guest) on February 7, 2018

😂 Gotta save this!

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on February 3, 2018

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on January 28, 2018

Thanks Ackyshine

Abubakari (Guest) on January 27, 2018

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Jackson Makori (Guest) on January 24, 2018

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Nyota (Guest) on January 10, 2018

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on January 4, 2018

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Nassor (Guest) on December 31, 2017

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

George Mallya (Guest) on December 20, 2017

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Susan Wangari (Guest) on December 20, 2017

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

John Malisa (Guest) on December 11, 2017

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Mwalimu (Guest) on December 8, 2017

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Sarafina (Guest) on December 3, 2017

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Mashaka (Guest) on December 1, 2017

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Abubakar (Guest) on November 30, 2017

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Halima (Guest) on November 27, 2017

😅 I needed that!

Selemani (Guest) on November 8, 2017

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on October 31, 2017

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on October 9, 2017

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Alice Mrema (Guest) on October 5, 2017

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Yusra (Guest) on October 3, 2017

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Zawadi (Guest) on September 25, 2017

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Amir (Guest) on September 21, 2017

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on September 20, 2017

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Neema (Guest) on September 1, 2017

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Safiya (Guest) on August 31, 2017

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on August 30, 2017

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Rahim (Guest) on August 17, 2017

😂 This is a keeper!

Arifa (Guest) on August 12, 2017

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on July 23, 2017

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Chum (Guest) on July 14, 2017

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on July 4, 2017

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on June 21, 2017

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on June 17, 2017

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on June 9, 2017

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on June 3, 2017

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Farida (Guest) on June 1, 2017

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Rukia (Guest) on May 16, 2017

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Amir (Guest) on May 15, 2017

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on May 11, 2017

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on May 1, 2017

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Furaha (Guest) on May 1, 2017

😆 Bookmarking this!

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on April 27, 2017

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

James Kimani (Guest) on April 22, 2017

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔