How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on April 4, 2018

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on March 20, 2018

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on March 11, 2018

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on February 27, 2018

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on February 19, 2018

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on February 7, 2018

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Mzee (Guest) on January 29, 2018

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Masika (Guest) on January 20, 2018

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

George Ndungu (Guest) on January 13, 2018

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Arifa (Guest) on January 12, 2018

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Mashaka (Guest) on January 4, 2018

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Azima (Guest) on December 31, 2017

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

George Tenga (Guest) on December 29, 2017

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

James Kawawa (Guest) on December 20, 2017

🤣 Pure genius!

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on December 19, 2017

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Irene Makena (Guest) on December 17, 2017

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Biashara (Guest) on December 10, 2017

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Frank Macha (Guest) on December 7, 2017

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

James Mduma (Guest) on December 5, 2017

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on December 3, 2017

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on November 25, 2017

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Hassan (Guest) on November 17, 2017

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on November 15, 2017

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Faiza (Guest) on November 13, 2017

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on November 9, 2017

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Asha (Guest) on November 3, 2017

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on October 20, 2017

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Michael Onyango (Guest) on October 14, 2017

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

James Mduma (Guest) on October 10, 2017

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Kijakazi (Guest) on September 29, 2017

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Athumani (Guest) on September 25, 2017

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on September 24, 2017

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Brian Karanja (Guest) on September 16, 2017

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Sultan (Guest) on September 15, 2017

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on September 14, 2017

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on September 11, 2017

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Athumani (Guest) on September 3, 2017

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

David Sokoine (Guest) on September 2, 2017

😅 I’m still laughing!

Farida (Guest) on August 22, 2017

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Hawa (Guest) on August 21, 2017

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Mtumwa (Guest) on August 19, 2017

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Nchi (Guest) on August 16, 2017

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Binti (Guest) on August 14, 2017

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Omari (Guest) on July 14, 2017

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Paul Kamau (Guest) on June 26, 2017

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Aziza (Guest) on June 25, 2017

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Charles Mboje (Guest) on June 20, 2017

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Zawadi (Guest) on June 18, 2017

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Jane Muthui (Guest) on June 13, 2017

😂 So funny!

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on June 11, 2017

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Sarah Karani (Guest) on June 3, 2017

😂 I’m saving this one!

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on May 29, 2017

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Patrick Akech (Guest) on May 28, 2017

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on May 27, 2017

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Martin Otieno (Guest) on May 25, 2017

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Tambwe (Guest) on May 24, 2017

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Shani (Guest) on May 18, 2017

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Mwanaidha (Guest) on May 13, 2017

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Mariam (Guest) on May 9, 2017

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Amina (Guest) on May 6, 2017

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔