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Chum
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Jan 26, 2018
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Jan 21, 2018
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Latifa
Guest
Jan 6, 2018
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Dec 29, 2017
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Rehema
Guest
Dec 25, 2017
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Dec 22, 2017
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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John Mwangi
Guest
Dec 11, 2017
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Dec 3, 2017
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Issack
Guest
Nov 16, 2017
😆 This one really got me!
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Mchawi
Guest
Nov 9, 2017
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Nov 9, 2017
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Rabia
Guest
Nov 6, 2017
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Jabir
Guest
Oct 21, 2017
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Oct 19, 2017
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Masika
Guest
Oct 16, 2017
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Saidi
Guest
Oct 15, 2017
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Sep 30, 2017
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Yusuf
Guest
Sep 21, 2017
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Sep 21, 2017
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Kazija
Guest
Sep 4, 2017
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Aug 24, 2017
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Aug 19, 2017
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Aug 4, 2017
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Azima
Guest
Aug 2, 2017
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Sharifa
Guest
Jul 24, 2017
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Jul 21, 2017
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Fatuma
Guest
Jul 20, 2017
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Zainab
Guest
Jul 14, 2017
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Jul 10, 2017
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Jul 1, 2017
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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David Musyoka
Guest
Jun 18, 2017
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Jun 18, 2017
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Halima
Guest
Jun 15, 2017
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Omari
Guest
Jun 8, 2017
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Ndoto
Guest
Jun 6, 2017
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Rahim
Guest
Jun 6, 2017
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Jun 3, 2017
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Mwachumu
Guest
May 27, 2017
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Faiza
Guest
May 13, 2017
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
May 12, 2017
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
May 12, 2017
Thanks Ackyshine
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Hamida
Guest
May 10, 2017
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
May 7, 2017
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Athumani
Guest
Apr 29, 2017
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Amir
Guest
Apr 28, 2017
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Maneno
Guest
Apr 25, 2017
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Apr 16, 2017
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Kahina
Guest
Apr 14, 2017
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Apr 3, 2017
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Mar 31, 2017
😄 Perfect joke!
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Mar 17, 2017
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Mar 15, 2017
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Mar 12, 2017
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Mar 8, 2017
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Feb 19, 2017
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Feb 13, 2017
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Feb 11, 2017
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Feb 4, 2017
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Khamis
Guest
Jan 28, 2017
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
