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Jaffar
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Mar 21, 2018
Itโs not that Iโm lazy, Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
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Shabani
Guest
Mar 20, 2018
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! ๐ฐ๐๏ธ
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Sharifa
Guest
Feb 27, 2018
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. ๐ต๐ถโโ๏ธ
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Mchuma
Guest
Feb 23, 2018
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! ๐ฆ๐ฝ๏ธ
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Kahina
Guest
Feb 19, 2018
I love my computer because my friends live in it. ๐ป๐
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Raha
Guest
Jan 28, 2018
I love you more than coffee, but please donโt make me prove it. โโค๏ธ
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Jan 26, 2018
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐๏ธ๐ง
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Juma
Guest
Jan 26, 2018
If my jeans could talk, theyโd say, 'Stop eating!' ๐๐
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Mohamed
Guest
Jan 22, 2018
If weโre not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ง๐
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Husna
Guest
Jan 17, 2018
๐ I need to save this one forever!
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Robert Okello
Guest
Jan 10, 2018
I donโt need a mood ring; I have a face. ๐๐ฌ
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John Lissu
Guest
Dec 28, 2017
๐ Sharing right away!
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Dec 27, 2017
Why donโt ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ๐๐
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Dec 25, 2017
What do you call a bear thatโs stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! ๐ป๐ง๏ธ
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Dec 24, 2017
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐ป๐ฃ๏ธ
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Salma
Guest
Dec 24, 2017
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐คฃ๐
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Dec 22, 2017
I have a degree in sarcasm. ๐๐
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Khalifa
Guest
Dec 12, 2017
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Dec 10, 2017
Why donโt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ๐๐ฏโโ๏ธ
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Dec 5, 2017
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ต
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Dec 3, 2017
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iโd be rich... and probably still hungry. ๐๐ต
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Dec 1, 2017
Classic! Iโm still laughing! ๐
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Nov 21, 2017
I thought growing old would take longer. ๐๐ต
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Rehema
Guest
Nov 19, 2017
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? ๐บ๐
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Nov 3, 2017
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. ๐ธ๐ญ
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Oct 31, 2017
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! ๐ฑโฐ๏ธ
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Oct 22, 2017
Iโm definitely sharing this with my friends! ๐
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Oct 22, 2017
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
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Maimuna
Guest
Oct 17, 2017
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! ๐ฆจโ๏ธ
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Oct 14, 2017
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
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Victor Malima
Guest
Oct 14, 2017
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnโt figure anything out! ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Oct 13, 2017
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! โ๐
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Oct 2, 2017
๐ Iโm bookmarking this for later!
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Sep 22, 2017
Coffee: because adulting is hard. โ๐จโ๐ผ
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Sep 21, 2017
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts! ๐ฆด๐
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Salima
Guest
Sep 13, 2017
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Sep 6, 2017
Iโve got to save this one, too funny! ๐
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James Kawawa
Guest
Sep 5, 2017
This joke was on point! Love it! ๐ฏ
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Aug 31, 2017
You know youโre an adult when you get excited about things like โcleaning supplies.โ ๐งผ๐
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John Kamande
Guest
Aug 16, 2017
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnโt see himself doing it! ๐ป๐ซ
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Aug 8, 2017
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! ๐ป๐ฌ
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Tabu
Guest
Aug 3, 2017
๐คฃ Didnโt see it coming!
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Tabu
Guest
Jul 27, 2017
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. ๐ธ๐๏ธ
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Omar
Guest
Jul 19, 2017
๐ I canโt even breathe, so funny!
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Jul 18, 2017
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง ๐ง
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Hashim
Guest
Jul 14, 2017
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Jul 2, 2017
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ๐๐ฅ
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Saidi
Guest
Jul 1, 2017
๐ Canโt stop laughing!
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Jun 14, 2017
๐ Rolling on the floor!
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Warda
Guest
Jun 4, 2017
What do you call a boomerang that doesnโt come back? A stick! ๐ช๐ฟ
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Jun 2, 2017
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! ๐งนโฐ
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Joy Wacera
Guest
May 26, 2017
Whatโs the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! ๐ฃ๐บ
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Zuhura
Guest
May 24, 2017
๐ Iโm still laughing, canโt stop!
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Chris Okello
Guest
May 19, 2017
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. ๐คข๐ค
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Irene Makena
Guest
May 19, 2017
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itโs not flying! โ๏ธ๐ฑ
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Baridi
Guest
May 7, 2017
๐ This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Jaffar
Guest
May 6, 2017
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyโd be bagels! ๐ฅฏ๐
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
May 3, 2017
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! ๐ฐ
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Apr 7, 2017
Absolutely hilarious! Canโt get enough! ๐
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Apr 5, 2017
Iโm not bossy, I just have better ideas. ๐ก๐
