What did the boy pickle say to the girl pickle?

Zakaria (Guest) on November 18, 2017

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Zulekha (Guest) on November 18, 2017

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

James Kimani (Guest) on November 17, 2017

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Ali (Guest) on November 13, 2017

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on November 3, 2017

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on November 2, 2017

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Furaha (Guest) on November 1, 2017

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on October 26, 2017

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on October 18, 2017

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on October 18, 2017

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Biashara (Guest) on September 5, 2017

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Hekima (Guest) on September 5, 2017

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Mwajuma (Guest) on August 30, 2017

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on August 28, 2017

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on August 26, 2017

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on August 19, 2017

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Jackson Makori (Guest) on August 13, 2017

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on August 2, 2017

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on July 21, 2017

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on July 13, 2017

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Jane Muthui (Guest) on July 11, 2017

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on July 9, 2017

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on July 9, 2017

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on July 8, 2017

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Ann Awino (Guest) on June 29, 2017

😆 That punchline was epic!

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on June 23, 2017

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Hassan (Guest) on June 12, 2017

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Mwakisu (Guest) on June 11, 2017

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Diana Mallya (Guest) on June 6, 2017

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Mary Kidata (Guest) on May 30, 2017

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on May 22, 2017

😄 Nailed it!

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on May 17, 2017

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Josephine (Guest) on May 11, 2017

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

George Mallya (Guest) on May 11, 2017

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on May 5, 2017

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on April 29, 2017

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Bahati (Guest) on April 27, 2017

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Anna Sumari (Guest) on April 19, 2017

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on March 24, 2017

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Ali (Guest) on March 13, 2017

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on March 2, 2017

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on February 28, 2017

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Charles Mchome (Guest) on February 4, 2017

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Janet Sumari (Guest) on January 30, 2017

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on January 28, 2017

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on January 26, 2017

😆 I’m dying over here!

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on January 16, 2017

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Mustafa (Guest) on January 14, 2017

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on January 13, 2017

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on January 9, 2017

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on December 31, 2016

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on December 28, 2016

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Frank Macha (Guest) on December 26, 2016

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on December 24, 2016

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Abubakari (Guest) on December 18, 2016

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Sarafina (Guest) on December 16, 2016

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on December 11, 2016

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

David Chacha (Guest) on December 9, 2016

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Abdullah (Guest) on December 7, 2016

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

David Musyoka (Guest) on December 4, 2016

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪