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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Feb 4, 2018
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Masika
Guest
Jan 16, 2018
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Jan 15, 2018
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Mchawi
Guest
Jan 13, 2018
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Jan 5, 2018
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Dec 31, 2017
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Dec 29, 2017
🤣 Sending this now!
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Asha
Guest
Dec 23, 2017
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Dec 20, 2017
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Dec 17, 2017
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Selemani
Guest
Dec 13, 2017
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Nov 30, 2017
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Nov 23, 2017
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Nahida
Guest
Nov 12, 2017
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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John Kamande
Guest
Nov 1, 2017
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Nov 1, 2017
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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John Mwangi
Guest
Oct 28, 2017
😄 Too good!
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Oct 27, 2017
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Mustafa
Guest
Oct 22, 2017
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Sekela
Guest
Oct 14, 2017
😂 So funny!
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Oct 14, 2017
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Nassor
Guest
Oct 10, 2017
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Sep 8, 2017
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Sep 7, 2017
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Frank Macha
Guest
Sep 2, 2017
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Nyota
Guest
Sep 1, 2017
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Sep 1, 2017
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Aug 25, 2017
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Aug 3, 2017
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Aug 3, 2017
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Aug 3, 2017
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Chiku
Guest
Aug 2, 2017
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Jul 31, 2017
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Jul 29, 2017
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Jul 29, 2017
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Jul 23, 2017
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Jul 21, 2017
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Jamal
Guest
Jul 15, 2017
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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John Mwangi
Guest
Jul 12, 2017
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Jul 11, 2017
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Jul 6, 2017
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Jun 16, 2017
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Jun 14, 2017
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Jun 8, 2017
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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David Kawawa
Guest
Jun 3, 2017
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
May 25, 2017
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Mwanaidi
Guest
May 15, 2017
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
May 13, 2017
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
May 12, 2017
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Josephine
Guest
May 2, 2017
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Mary Mrope
Guest
May 2, 2017
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Khalifa
Guest
Apr 13, 2017
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Apr 11, 2017
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Saidi
Guest
Mar 17, 2017
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Tabu
Guest
Mar 15, 2017
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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John Mwangi
Guest
Mar 11, 2017
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Feb 18, 2017
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Feb 5, 2017
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Mariam
Guest
Jan 27, 2017
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Khamis
Guest
Jan 23, 2017
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
