What did the dinner plate say to the cup?

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on February 4, 2018

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Masika (Guest) on January 16, 2018

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on January 15, 2018

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Mchawi (Guest) on January 13, 2018

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Grace Mushi (Guest) on January 5, 2018

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Mwanahawa (Guest) on December 31, 2017

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Mwanaisha (Guest) on December 29, 2017

🤣 Sending this now!

Asha (Guest) on December 23, 2017

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on December 20, 2017

🤣 This joke is too good!

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on December 17, 2017

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Selemani (Guest) on December 13, 2017

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on November 30, 2017

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on November 23, 2017

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Nahida (Guest) on November 12, 2017

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

John Kamande (Guest) on November 1, 2017

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on November 1, 2017

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

John Mwangi (Guest) on October 28, 2017

😄 Too good!

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on October 27, 2017

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Mustafa (Guest) on October 22, 2017

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Sekela (Guest) on October 14, 2017

😂 So funny!

Charles Mchome (Guest) on October 14, 2017

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Nassor (Guest) on October 10, 2017

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on September 8, 2017

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on September 7, 2017

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Frank Macha (Guest) on September 2, 2017

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Nyota (Guest) on September 1, 2017

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on September 1, 2017

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on August 25, 2017

😆 That punchline was epic!

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on August 3, 2017

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on August 3, 2017

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on August 3, 2017

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Chiku (Guest) on August 2, 2017

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on July 31, 2017

😆 Totally hilarious!

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on July 29, 2017

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on July 29, 2017

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Mary Mrope (Guest) on July 23, 2017

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on July 21, 2017

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Jamal (Guest) on July 15, 2017

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

John Mwangi (Guest) on July 12, 2017

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 11, 2017

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Monica Lissu (Guest) on July 6, 2017

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on June 16, 2017

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Jane Muthui (Guest) on June 14, 2017

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Henry Mollel (Guest) on June 8, 2017

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

David Kawawa (Guest) on June 3, 2017

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on May 25, 2017

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Mwanaidi (Guest) on May 15, 2017

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on May 13, 2017

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on May 12, 2017

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Josephine (Guest) on May 2, 2017

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Mary Mrope (Guest) on May 2, 2017

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Khalifa (Guest) on April 13, 2017

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Moses Mwita (Guest) on April 11, 2017

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Saidi (Guest) on March 17, 2017

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Tabu (Guest) on March 15, 2017

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

John Mwangi (Guest) on March 11, 2017

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Brian Karanja (Guest) on February 18, 2017

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on February 5, 2017

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Mariam (Guest) on January 27, 2017

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Khamis (Guest) on January 23, 2017

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷