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What did the mouse say to the other mouse when he tried to steal his cheese?
Date: July 3, 2023
Author: Melkisedeck Leon Shine
Short Answer: "Hands off my cheese, you cheesy thief! ππ§"
Explanation: This response adds a playful and humorous tone to the situation. The use of the phrase "cheesy thief" brings a light-heartedness to the interaction between the two mice, making it funny. The mouse is assertively warning the other mouse to keep its paws away from its precious cheese, making the situation more amusing. The mouse even uses emoji to further enhance the fun and creative tone of the response. π§
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