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What did the teacher do at the beach?
Date: July 3, 2023
Author: Melkisedeck Leon Shine
Short Answer: The teacher taught the waves how to spell ๐๐โ๏ธ
Explanation: The teacher, being the dedicated educator that they are, couldn't resist the opportunity to teach even at the beach. So, they decided to give a spelling lesson to the waves! With their trusty ๐ and โ๏ธ in hand, the teacher patiently explained each letter to the waves, making sure they spelled out "W-A-V-E-S" correctly. The waves, of course, were excellent students and learned how to spell in no time. Who knew the beach could be such a great classroom? ๐๏ธ๐
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