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Jackson Makori
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Mar 1, 2018
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Paul Kamau
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Feb 19, 2018
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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David Chacha
Guest
Feb 19, 2018
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Feb 14, 2018
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Rubea
Guest
Feb 8, 2018
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Masika
Guest
Feb 5, 2018
😂 Sharing right away!
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Aziza
Guest
Feb 5, 2018
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Abdillah
Guest
Feb 2, 2018
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Mhina
Guest
Feb 1, 2018
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Jan 18, 2018
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Azima
Guest
Jan 15, 2018
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Jan 12, 2018
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Dec 27, 2017
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Dec 23, 2017
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Mwajuma
Guest
Dec 21, 2017
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Victor Malima
Guest
Dec 17, 2017
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Dec 15, 2017
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Dec 13, 2017
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Dec 10, 2017
😄 Pure comedy gold!
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Zuhura
Guest
Nov 28, 2017
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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James Mduma
Guest
Nov 16, 2017
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Zubeida
Guest
Nov 10, 2017
🤣 Sending this now!
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Nov 2, 2017
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Furaha
Guest
Oct 27, 2017
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Neema
Guest
Oct 20, 2017
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Oct 10, 2017
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Oct 5, 2017
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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John Kamande
Guest
Oct 1, 2017
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Sep 28, 2017
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Sep 24, 2017
😁 This just made my day!
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Samuel Were
Guest
Sep 15, 2017
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Sep 14, 2017
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Sep 9, 2017
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Sep 7, 2017
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Sep 4, 2017
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Rubea
Guest
Sep 2, 2017
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Aug 19, 2017
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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George Mallya
Guest
Aug 12, 2017
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Ndoto
Guest
Aug 7, 2017
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Aug 1, 2017
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Mariam
Guest
Jul 25, 2017
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Khalifa
Guest
Jul 24, 2017
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Jul 22, 2017
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Mwakisu
Guest
Jul 21, 2017
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Jul 15, 2017
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Jul 10, 2017
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Jun 29, 2017
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Jun 28, 2017
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Jun 17, 2017
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Fadhili
Guest
Jun 7, 2017
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Jun 2, 2017
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
May 29, 2017
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
May 24, 2017
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Saidi
Guest
May 19, 2017
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Mzee
Guest
May 14, 2017
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
May 9, 2017
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Anna Malela
Guest
May 9, 2017
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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James Kimani
Guest
May 8, 2017
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
May 4, 2017
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
