What has an eye, but cannot see?

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on June 5, 2018

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Daudi (Guest) on June 2, 2018

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on May 24, 2018

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Latifa (Guest) on May 23, 2018

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on May 18, 2018

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on May 2, 2018

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Mwachumu (Guest) on April 21, 2018

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on April 20, 2018

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on April 9, 2018

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on March 19, 2018

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Grace Mligo (Guest) on March 5, 2018

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on March 1, 2018

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Salima (Guest) on February 24, 2018

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Grace Mligo (Guest) on February 15, 2018

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on February 9, 2018

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on February 8, 2018

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Jane Malecela (Guest) on January 19, 2018

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Nassor (Guest) on January 16, 2018

😄 Pure comedy gold!

George Ndungu (Guest) on January 12, 2018

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on January 11, 2018

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Hekima (Guest) on January 8, 2018

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on January 4, 2018

😄 You got me good!

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on December 30, 2017

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on November 27, 2017

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on November 24, 2017

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Mariam (Guest) on November 18, 2017

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on November 4, 2017

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on October 30, 2017

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

James Mduma (Guest) on October 29, 2017

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Mazrui (Guest) on October 25, 2017

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Latifa (Guest) on October 16, 2017

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on October 14, 2017

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

David Chacha (Guest) on October 2, 2017

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Sultan (Guest) on September 22, 2017

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on September 4, 2017

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Mjaka (Guest) on August 31, 2017

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Yusra (Guest) on August 30, 2017

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Zawadi (Guest) on August 29, 2017

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Shani (Guest) on August 29, 2017

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on August 24, 2017

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on August 23, 2017

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on August 18, 2017

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on August 9, 2017

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Jaffar (Guest) on August 8, 2017

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Mwinyi (Guest) on August 1, 2017

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on July 30, 2017

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Wande (Guest) on July 27, 2017

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on July 19, 2017

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Zulekha (Guest) on June 30, 2017

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Joy Wacera (Guest) on June 24, 2017

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Latifa (Guest) on May 26, 2017

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Peter Mbise (Guest) on May 23, 2017

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

James Mduma (Guest) on May 22, 2017

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Diana Mallya (Guest) on May 16, 2017

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Nuru (Guest) on April 21, 2017

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Hashim (Guest) on March 29, 2017

😂 This is too funny!

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on March 21, 2017

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Martin Otieno (Guest) on March 17, 2017

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Grace Mligo (Guest) on March 15, 2017

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on March 15, 2017

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂