What lights up a stadium?

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on February 14, 2018

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Charles Mrope (Guest) on February 10, 2018

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on February 8, 2018

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Rehema (Guest) on February 1, 2018

🤣 This joke is too good!

Rahma (Guest) on February 1, 2018

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on January 31, 2018

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on January 30, 2018

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Yusuf (Guest) on January 28, 2018

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on January 10, 2018

😁 This just made my day!

Warda (Guest) on January 10, 2018

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on January 9, 2018

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Latifa (Guest) on December 30, 2017

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Majid (Guest) on December 29, 2017

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Farida (Guest) on December 19, 2017

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on December 18, 2017

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Shamim (Guest) on December 15, 2017

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Mustafa (Guest) on December 11, 2017

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Mary Kidata (Guest) on December 11, 2017

😆 That punchline!

Rubea (Guest) on November 24, 2017

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on November 23, 2017

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Maneno (Guest) on November 23, 2017

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Ramadhan (Guest) on November 21, 2017

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Shukuru (Guest) on November 8, 2017

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Binti (Guest) on November 2, 2017

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on October 22, 2017

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Mwajabu (Guest) on October 11, 2017

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Khamis (Guest) on October 9, 2017

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Michael Onyango (Guest) on October 3, 2017

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Sarah Karani (Guest) on October 2, 2017

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Sekela (Guest) on October 2, 2017

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Zainab (Guest) on September 27, 2017

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Hawa (Guest) on September 25, 2017

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on September 24, 2017

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

David Sokoine (Guest) on August 28, 2017

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Khalifa (Guest) on August 21, 2017

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on August 21, 2017

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Halimah (Guest) on August 19, 2017

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on August 15, 2017

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Mwalimu (Guest) on August 3, 2017

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on August 3, 2017

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Chris Okello (Guest) on July 30, 2017

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on July 23, 2017

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Arifa (Guest) on July 11, 2017

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Furaha (Guest) on June 30, 2017

😅 I needed that!

Mjaka (Guest) on June 25, 2017

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Alice Mrema (Guest) on June 23, 2017

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Mtumwa (Guest) on June 16, 2017

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on June 16, 2017

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Rahma (Guest) on June 11, 2017

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on June 11, 2017

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Sarah Karani (Guest) on June 6, 2017

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Jane Muthui (Guest) on May 28, 2017

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Chiku (Guest) on May 26, 2017

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Sofia (Guest) on May 3, 2017

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Zakia (Guest) on May 1, 2017

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Fikiri (Guest) on April 28, 2017

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Anna Mchome (Guest) on April 16, 2017

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Mwajabu (Guest) on April 10, 2017

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Mazrui (Guest) on April 10, 2017

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Francis Mrope (Guest) on April 7, 2017

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵