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A cannibal's favorite sport is... chewing! 🏀🍖
Explanation: Cannibals are known for consuming human flesh, so the joke plays on the word "chewing," which can mean both the act of biting and grinding food with the teeth, as well as the sound it makes. The pun brings together the idea of the cannibal's favorite activity, chewing on human flesh, with a common sport, basketball, to create a humorous and unexpected punchline. The basketball emoji adds a playful touch to the answer.
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Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on May 9, 2018
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
Yusuf (Guest) on April 30, 2018
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
Maida (Guest) on April 19, 2018
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
Nahida (Guest) on April 17, 2018
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Sarafina (Guest) on April 17, 2018
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
Alice Jebet (Guest) on April 10, 2018
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
Salma (Guest) on April 9, 2018
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
Patrick Akech (Guest) on March 26, 2018
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
Zakia (Guest) on March 11, 2018
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on March 5, 2018
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
Raha (Guest) on March 2, 2018
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
Victor Malima (Guest) on March 2, 2018
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on February 28, 2018
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
George Tenga (Guest) on February 27, 2018
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
Francis Mrope (Guest) on February 23, 2018
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on February 4, 2018
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
Mary Mrope (Guest) on January 31, 2018
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on January 28, 2018
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
Abdullah (Guest) on January 28, 2018
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on January 1, 2018
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
Zainab (Guest) on December 28, 2017
😆 Saving this one!
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on December 26, 2017
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
Zawadi (Guest) on December 22, 2017
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on December 12, 2017
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
Nchi (Guest) on November 17, 2017
😁 This made my day!
Anna Sumari (Guest) on November 12, 2017
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
Chiku (Guest) on November 9, 2017
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
Mzee (Guest) on November 4, 2017
😄 Perfect joke!
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on November 2, 2017
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on October 28, 2017
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on October 27, 2017
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
Neema (Guest) on October 18, 2017
Thanks Ackyshine
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on October 12, 2017
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on October 7, 2017
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
Victor Kimario (Guest) on October 3, 2017
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on October 1, 2017
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
Issack (Guest) on October 1, 2017
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
Omar (Guest) on September 12, 2017
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
John Lissu (Guest) on September 6, 2017
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
Frank Macha (Guest) on September 3, 2017
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on August 30, 2017
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on August 29, 2017
😂 Gotta save this!
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on August 1, 2017
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
Nashon (Guest) on July 20, 2017
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on July 19, 2017
😆 I’m dying over here!
Joy Wacera (Guest) on July 16, 2017
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Hawa (Guest) on July 11, 2017
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
Sofia (Guest) on July 6, 2017
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on July 1, 2017
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
Kahina (Guest) on July 1, 2017
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on June 30, 2017
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on June 23, 2017
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
Fadhili (Guest) on June 22, 2017
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
Rabia (Guest) on June 12, 2017
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
Grace Mligo (Guest) on June 12, 2017
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on June 1, 2017
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on May 26, 2017
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
Mwanaidha (Guest) on May 16, 2017
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
Baraka (Guest) on May 14, 2017
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Makame (Guest) on May 10, 2017
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻