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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Apr 30, 2018
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Yusra
Guest
Apr 22, 2018
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Irene Makena
Guest
Mar 30, 2018
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Mar 23, 2018
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Omari
Guest
Mar 16, 2018
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Mar 11, 2018
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Victor Malima
Guest
Mar 9, 2018
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Mar 5, 2018
😄 You got me good!
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Mohamed
Guest
Mar 2, 2018
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Feb 14, 2018
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Jan 31, 2018
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Chiku
Guest
Jan 26, 2018
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Jan 19, 2018
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Rukia
Guest
Jan 4, 2018
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Zuhura
Guest
Dec 28, 2017
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Dec 24, 2017
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Mwakisu
Guest
Dec 19, 2017
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Dec 11, 2017
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Binti
Guest
Dec 10, 2017
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Nov 29, 2017
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Grace Minja
Guest
Nov 17, 2017
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Nov 15, 2017
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Nov 8, 2017
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Oct 29, 2017
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Oct 12, 2017
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Abubakar
Guest
Oct 4, 2017
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Oct 4, 2017
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Oct 2, 2017
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Bahati
Guest
Sep 14, 2017
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Sep 10, 2017
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Sep 4, 2017
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Shukuru
Guest
Aug 31, 2017
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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David Kawawa
Guest
Aug 26, 2017
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Makame
Guest
Aug 26, 2017
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Mchuma
Guest
Aug 18, 2017
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Fikiri
Guest
Aug 17, 2017
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Aug 14, 2017
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Aug 4, 2017
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Aug 3, 2017
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Aug 2, 2017
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Arifa
Guest
Jul 22, 2017
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Jul 18, 2017
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Jul 17, 2017
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Jul 10, 2017
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Fadhili
Guest
Jul 8, 2017
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Jul 6, 2017
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Ann Awino
Guest
Jul 4, 2017
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Zubeida
Guest
Jul 3, 2017
😆 This one really got me!
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Jul 3, 2017
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Jun 26, 2017
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Jun 25, 2017
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Jun 25, 2017
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Mtumwa
Guest
Jun 22, 2017
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Jun 19, 2017
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Jun 19, 2017
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Muslima
Guest
Jun 17, 2017
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Jun 13, 2017
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Biashara
Guest
Jun 11, 2017
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Jun 6, 2017
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Mwanahawa
Guest
May 31, 2017
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
