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Josephine
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Feb 16, 2018
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Sultan
Guest
Jan 25, 2018
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Jan 24, 2018
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Jan 17, 2018
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Jan 16, 2018
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Jan 15, 2018
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Dec 14, 2017
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Nov 30, 2017
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Nov 22, 2017
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Mwagonda
Guest
Nov 18, 2017
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Nov 11, 2017
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Nov 5, 2017
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Nov 4, 2017
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Abdullah
Guest
Oct 21, 2017
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Shamsa
Guest
Oct 14, 2017
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Ann Awino
Guest
Oct 10, 2017
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Oct 10, 2017
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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George Mallya
Guest
Oct 5, 2017
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Oct 4, 2017
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Sep 27, 2017
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Sep 24, 2017
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Sep 23, 2017
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Chum
Guest
Sep 15, 2017
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Halima
Guest
Sep 14, 2017
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Aug 24, 2017
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Aug 23, 2017
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Aug 21, 2017
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Aug 20, 2017
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Aug 19, 2017
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Mzee
Guest
Aug 17, 2017
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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George Tenga
Guest
Aug 16, 2017
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Aug 6, 2017
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Aug 5, 2017
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Furaha
Guest
Jul 27, 2017
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Jul 25, 2017
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Jul 24, 2017
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Jul 14, 2017
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Jul 7, 2017
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Jul 7, 2017
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Jul 1, 2017
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Jul 1, 2017
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Jun 30, 2017
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Mwagonda
Guest
Jun 25, 2017
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Jun 23, 2017
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Jun 18, 2017
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Jun 15, 2017
😆 This one really got me!
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Jun 10, 2017
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Athumani
Guest
Jun 3, 2017
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Yahya
Guest
May 31, 2017
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
May 26, 2017
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
May 26, 2017
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
May 22, 2017
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Omari
Guest
May 20, 2017
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
May 13, 2017
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Mhina
Guest
May 13, 2017
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
May 10, 2017
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
May 5, 2017
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
May 3, 2017
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Masika
Guest
Apr 28, 2017
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
