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Where do cows go on the weekend?
Date: July 3, 2023
Author: Melkisedeck Leon Shine
Answer: They go to the moo-vies! 🐮🎥
Explanation: This answer plays with the word "moo" (the sound that cows make) and replaces it with "movies." It adds a fun twist by imagining cows heading out to enjoy a weekend at the cinema. The use of the cow emoji adds a touch of humor and makes the answer even more playful.
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