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Which school supply is king of the classroom?

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The ruler! ๐Ÿ“ Because it measures up to be the absolute ruler of the classroom! ๐Ÿ˜„ Plus, it's always ready to lay down the law when it comes to straight lines and perfect angles. No other school supply can quite measure up to its regal status! ๐Ÿคด๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘‘


Explanation: This answer plays with the double meaning of "king" in the question, incorporating the ruler (the measuring tool) as the humorous king of the classroom. The use of emojis adds a playful touch to the response, emphasizing the ruler's authority and importance in maintaining order and precision in the classroom.

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Andrew Mchome (Guest) on April 6, 2018

Why donโ€™t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Umi (Guest) on March 30, 2018

๐Ÿ˜† Bookmarking this!

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on March 21, 2018

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasnโ€™t tried chocolate. ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ˜‚

Mhina (Guest) on February 21, 2018

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! ๐Ÿ•โœจ

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on February 18, 2018

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. ๐Ÿงโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on February 1, 2018

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโ€™t laugh at yourself, call meโ€”Iโ€™ll laugh at you. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ“ž

John Kamande (Guest) on January 30, 2018

Iโ€™m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ๐Ÿž๐Ÿ˜‚

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on January 29, 2018

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, itโ€™s a beautiful day. โ˜๏ธ๐Ÿ˜Ž

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on January 21, 2018

I love my computer because my friends live in it. ๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿ’–

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on January 15, 2018

Just what I needed today! Thank you! ๐Ÿ˜œ

Shukuru (Guest) on January 13, 2018

๐Ÿ˜† Laughing so hard right now!

Yusra (Guest) on January 8, 2018

You know youโ€™re an adult when you get excited about things like โ€˜cleaning supplies.โ€™ ๐Ÿงผ๐Ÿ›’

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on January 6, 2018

Iโ€™m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ’ผ

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on January 5, 2018

If my jeans could talk, theyโ€™d say, 'Stop eating!' ๐Ÿ‘–๐Ÿ•

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on January 1, 2018

Iโ€™m not late. Iโ€™m just early for tomorrow. โฐ๐Ÿ˜‚

Mwinyi (Guest) on December 31, 2017

๐Ÿ˜„ Nailed it!

David Musyoka (Guest) on December 31, 2017

When I said Iโ€™d do it later, I didnโ€™t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. ๐Ÿ“…๐Ÿ˜†

Kijakazi (Guest) on December 30, 2017

๐Ÿ˜† This one really got me!

Michael Mboya (Guest) on December 25, 2017

๐Ÿคฃ Brilliant joke!

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on December 23, 2017

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. ๐Ÿขโณ

Baridi (Guest) on December 16, 2017

๐Ÿ˜„ Pure comedy gold!

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on December 12, 2017

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ˜ญ

Ali (Guest) on December 6, 2017

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ

George Wanjala (Guest) on December 6, 2017

If weโ€™re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐Ÿฅช๐Ÿ’ก

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on December 4, 2017

I'd agree with you, but then weโ€™d both be wrong. ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Jafari (Guest) on December 2, 2017

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ๐Ÿšจ

Sultan (Guest) on November 27, 2017

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! โ›ณโœ๏ธ

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on November 20, 2017

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ•บ

Moses Mwita (Guest) on November 18, 2017

Why donโ€™t basketball players ever go on vacation? Theyโ€™re afraid of traveling! ๐Ÿ€โœˆ๏ธ

Charles Mboje (Guest) on November 15, 2017

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? โœ‚๏ธ๐Ÿงต

Latifa (Guest) on November 5, 2017

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! ๐Ÿ•โฐ

Rubea (Guest) on October 22, 2017

I have a degree in sarcasm. ๐ŸŽ“๐Ÿ˜

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on October 16, 2017

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ๐Ÿ›Œ๐Ÿ˜ด

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on October 8, 2017

Iโ€™m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐Ÿง ๐ŸŽง

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on September 28, 2017

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘ฅ

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on September 14, 2017

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ–

Azima (Guest) on August 31, 2017

Iโ€™m not saying Iโ€™m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? ๐Ÿฆธโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคซ

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on August 20, 2017

I like long walks, especially when theyโ€™re taken by people who annoy me. ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜œ

Charles Mchome (Guest) on August 18, 2017

Donโ€™t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ’ค

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on August 16, 2017

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. ๐ŸŒฎ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on August 15, 2017

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿค”

Shamim (Guest) on August 13, 2017

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜Œ

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on August 5, 2017

The road to success is always under construction. ๐Ÿšง๐Ÿ—๏ธ

Jafari (Guest) on August 4, 2017

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ‘น

Shamim (Guest) on August 1, 2017

๐Ÿคฃ This joke just made my whole day!

Mwakisu (Guest) on July 27, 2017

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ๐Ÿ˜ฉโ˜•

Shabani (Guest) on July 24, 2017

My alone time is for everyoneโ€™s safety. ๐Ÿšท๐Ÿ˜…

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on July 18, 2017

๐Ÿ˜‚ I havenโ€™t laughed this hard in a while!

Paul Kamau (Guest) on June 24, 2017

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! ๐Ÿšดโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ด

Athumani (Guest) on June 24, 2017

๐Ÿ˜† That punchline was epic!

Daudi (Guest) on June 23, 2017

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ˜œ

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on June 19, 2017

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Iโ€™ve had my patience tested. Iโ€™m negative. ๐Ÿ˜œโณ

Neema (Guest) on June 2, 2017

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereโ€™s popcorn? ๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿฟ

Biashara (Guest) on May 27, 2017

๐Ÿ˜† That punchline!

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on May 22, 2017

Sarcasm is my love language. ๐Ÿ’ฌ๐Ÿ˜

Juma (Guest) on May 7, 2017

Whatโ€™s brown and sticky? A stick! ๐ŸŒฟ๐Ÿ˜‚

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on May 2, 2017

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! ๐Ÿโœ‚๏ธ

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on April 30, 2017

Iโ€™m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ’ฌ

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