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Why couldnโ€™t the bicycle stand up?

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Short Answer: Because it was two-tired! ๐Ÿšฒ๐Ÿ˜„


Explanation: The play on words here is that "two-tired" sounds like "too tired." So, the bicycle couldn't stand up because it was exhausted from all the riding it had done! ๐Ÿšฒ๐Ÿ˜ด

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Binti (Guest) on January 20, 2018

Why donโ€™t koalas make great detectives? Theyโ€™re terrible at following koal-ifications! ๐Ÿจ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on January 18, 2018

๐Ÿ˜† That punchline!

Raha (Guest) on January 15, 2018

What did the traffic light say to the car? Donโ€™t look, Iโ€™m changing! ๐Ÿšฆ๐Ÿš—

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on January 6, 2018

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ‘‹

Mchawi (Guest) on January 5, 2018

Sarcasm is my love language. ๐Ÿ’ฌ๐Ÿ˜

Khadija (Guest) on December 31, 2017

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ˜ด

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on December 30, 2017

Itโ€™s okay if you donโ€™t like me. Not everyone has good taste. ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜Ž

Anna Sumari (Guest) on December 27, 2017

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Sultan (Guest) on December 25, 2017

I canโ€™t cook, but I can follow directionsโ€”so if I fail, itโ€™s the recipeโ€™s fault. ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on December 23, 2017

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฆท

Binti (Guest) on December 10, 2017

If Monday had a face, Iโ€™d punch it. ๐ŸฅŠ๐Ÿ“†

Salum (Guest) on December 4, 2017

๐Ÿ˜… I had to share this with everyone!

Warda (Guest) on November 27, 2017

Iโ€™m writing a book. Iโ€™ve got the page numbers done. ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ˜†

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on November 24, 2017

๐Ÿคฃ Sharing this right now!

Ibrahim (Guest) on November 8, 2017

๐Ÿ˜‚ I can't stop laughing at this one!

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on November 7, 2017

Whatโ€™s a pirateโ€™s favorite letter? You think itโ€™s R, but it be the C! ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐ŸŒŠ

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on November 5, 2017

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! โฑ๏ธ๐Ÿ™Œ

James Malima (Guest) on November 4, 2017

๐Ÿ˜ This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Juma (Guest) on November 4, 2017

Why donโ€™t eggs tell jokes? Theyโ€™d crack each other up! ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿคฃ

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on October 30, 2017

Just what I needed today! Thank you! ๐Ÿ˜œ

Francis Mrope (Guest) on October 18, 2017

๐Ÿ˜‚ Iโ€™m saving this one!

Makame (Guest) on September 28, 2017

๐Ÿ˜‚ Sharing right away!

Henry Mollel (Guest) on September 25, 2017

I donโ€™t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ˜œ

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on September 24, 2017

Iโ€™ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐Ÿš‰๐Ÿ˜…

Hassan (Guest) on September 10, 2017

Iโ€™m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜„

Chiku (Guest) on August 26, 2017

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they donโ€™t have chairs! ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿฅš

Shamsa (Guest) on August 25, 2017

๐Ÿ˜„ You totally won the internet today!

Mwafirika (Guest) on August 20, 2017

I donโ€™t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿคค

Fadhili (Guest) on August 15, 2017

I donโ€™t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคช

Sultan (Guest) on August 5, 2017

Whatโ€™s brown and sticky? A stick! ๐ŸŒฟ๐Ÿ˜‚

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on August 3, 2017

Whatโ€™s a frogโ€™s favorite candy? Lollihops! ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿญ

Kijakazi (Guest) on July 28, 2017

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ›‘

Mary Kendi (Guest) on July 28, 2017

Whatโ€™s a pirateโ€™s favorite exercise? The plank! ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿฆต

Grace Mushi (Guest) on July 27, 2017

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ๐Ÿ‹๐ŸŽป

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on July 3, 2017

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŒŠ

Amir (Guest) on July 1, 2017

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ๐Ÿ๐ŸšŒ

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on June 21, 2017

I love sarcasm. Itโ€™s like punching people in the face, but with words. ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ’ฌ

Kassim (Guest) on June 14, 2017

I love sleep because itโ€™s like a time machine to breakfast. ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿฅž

Robert Okello (Guest) on June 11, 2017

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿš—

Mwinyi (Guest) on June 4, 2017

Iโ€™m not bossy, Iโ€™m the boss. Big difference. ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ’ผ

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on June 3, 2017

I donโ€™t care if the glass is half full or half empty. Iโ€™m just glad itโ€™s not a shot glass. ๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿน

Saidi (Guest) on May 27, 2017

This one really got me, what a punchline! ๐Ÿ˜†

Mwanais (Guest) on May 21, 2017

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿค”

Alice Jebet (Guest) on May 10, 2017

Iโ€™m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐Ÿง ๐ŸŽง

Halima (Guest) on May 1, 2017

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. ๐Ÿขโณ

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on April 17, 2017

I donโ€™t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on April 14, 2017

If Cinderellaโ€™s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿค”

Joy Wacera (Guest) on April 11, 2017

๐Ÿคฃ This joke is just too good!

James Kimani (Guest) on April 5, 2017

Donโ€™t make me adult today. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿงธ

Masika (Guest) on March 30, 2017

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโ€™t laugh at yourself, call meโ€”Iโ€™ll laugh at you. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ“ž

Khalifa (Guest) on March 30, 2017

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐ŸงŒ

Kiza (Guest) on March 29, 2017

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. ๐Ÿฆฉ๐Ÿ˜‚

Mjaka (Guest) on March 17, 2017

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! ๐Ÿชฐ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Mjaka (Guest) on March 7, 2017

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! ๐Ÿงธ๐Ÿฐ

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on March 3, 2017

I canโ€™t adult today. Please donโ€™t make me adult. ๐Ÿ›Œ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

Zakaria (Guest) on March 2, 2017

Sarcasm is the bodyโ€™s natural defense against stupidity. ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on February 27, 2017

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, Iโ€™ll go on ahead! ๐ŸŽฉ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Brian Karanja (Guest) on February 19, 2017

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿด

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on February 18, 2017

What did the triangle say to the circle? Youโ€™re pointless! ๐Ÿ”บโšช

James Malima (Guest) on February 17, 2017

Iโ€™m not bossy, I just have better ideas. ๐Ÿ’ก๐Ÿ˜Ž

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