Why did the elephant cross the road?

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on March 8, 2018

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Nassor (Guest) on February 25, 2018

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on February 24, 2018

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Tabu (Guest) on February 18, 2018

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on February 14, 2018

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on February 1, 2018

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Abdullah (Guest) on January 25, 2018

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on January 25, 2018

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on January 24, 2018

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Mtumwa (Guest) on January 24, 2018

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on January 18, 2018

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Mwanaisha (Guest) on January 16, 2018

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Patrick Akech (Guest) on December 28, 2017

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Mwanajuma (Guest) on December 22, 2017

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on December 22, 2017

😂 I’m saving this one!

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on December 21, 2017

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Jamila (Guest) on December 18, 2017

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on December 9, 2017

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on December 6, 2017

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Mwanaidha (Guest) on December 6, 2017

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Maneno (Guest) on December 4, 2017

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Wande (Guest) on November 20, 2017

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on November 7, 2017

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on November 7, 2017

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Brian Karanja (Guest) on November 2, 2017

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Mwachumu (Guest) on October 20, 2017

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on October 19, 2017

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on October 18, 2017

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on October 9, 2017

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 25, 2017

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Linda Karimi (Guest) on September 18, 2017

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on August 30, 2017

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Tambwe (Guest) on August 25, 2017

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Nashon (Guest) on August 19, 2017

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Nyota (Guest) on August 16, 2017

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on August 8, 2017

😃 Instant mood boost!

Mustafa (Guest) on August 5, 2017

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Leila (Guest) on August 2, 2017

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Rahma (Guest) on July 31, 2017

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on July 30, 2017

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Nancy Komba (Guest) on July 16, 2017

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Peter Otieno (Guest) on July 14, 2017

😆 That punchline was epic!

Zawadi (Guest) on July 14, 2017

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on July 11, 2017

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on June 11, 2017

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on May 31, 2017

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Jafari (Guest) on May 17, 2017

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Rashid (Guest) on April 27, 2017

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Rose Waithera (Guest) on April 25, 2017

😂 So funny!

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on April 18, 2017

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Halima (Guest) on April 17, 2017

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Selemani (Guest) on April 13, 2017

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Diana Mallya (Guest) on April 2, 2017

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Hassan (Guest) on March 21, 2017

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Rahim (Guest) on March 12, 2017

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Mwanaisha (Guest) on March 12, 2017

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Rubea (Guest) on March 3, 2017

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

George Tenga (Guest) on February 28, 2017

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Amani (Guest) on February 22, 2017

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Nyota (Guest) on February 14, 2017

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️