👥
Francis Mrope
Guest
Mar 13, 2018
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
👥
Hamida
Guest
Mar 10, 2018
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
👥
Shamim
Guest
Mar 10, 2018
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
👥
Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Feb 28, 2018
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
👥
Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Feb 25, 2018
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
👥
Chum
Guest
Feb 21, 2018
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
👥
Hekima
Guest
Feb 12, 2018
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
👥
Violet Mumo
Guest
Feb 10, 2018
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
👥
Shukuru
Guest
Feb 6, 2018
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
👥
Victor Malima
Guest
Jan 27, 2018
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
👥
Mashaka
Guest
Jan 7, 2018
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
👥
Frank Macha
Guest
Jan 5, 2018
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
👥
Abubakar
Guest
Jan 2, 2018
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
👥
Furaha
Guest
Dec 29, 2017
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
👥
Mwajuma
Guest
Dec 28, 2017
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
👥
Omari
Guest
Dec 28, 2017
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
👥
Zainab
Guest
Dec 25, 2017
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
👥
Mzee
Guest
Dec 12, 2017
😁 This is gold!
👥
Grace Minja
Guest
Nov 27, 2017
😄 Nailed it!
👥
Samuel Were
Guest
Nov 23, 2017
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
👥
Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Nov 17, 2017
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
👥
Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Nov 10, 2017
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
👥
Safiya
Guest
Oct 27, 2017
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
👥
Latifa
Guest
Oct 6, 2017
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
👥
Khalifa
Guest
Oct 4, 2017
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
👥
Salum
Guest
Sep 26, 2017
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
👥
Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Sep 20, 2017
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
👥
Patrick Kidata
Guest
Sep 9, 2017
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
👥
George Ndungu
Guest
Sep 5, 2017
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
👥
Latifa
Guest
Aug 29, 2017
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
👥
Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Aug 29, 2017
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
👥
Anna Sumari
Guest
Aug 24, 2017
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
👥
Chiku
Guest
Aug 23, 2017
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
👥
Daniel Obura
Guest
Aug 13, 2017
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
👥
Kevin Maina
Guest
Aug 11, 2017
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
👥
Frank Sokoine
Guest
Jul 26, 2017
😆 Bookmarking this!
👥
Ramadhan
Guest
Jul 11, 2017
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
👥
Mariam
Guest
Jul 3, 2017
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
👥
Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Jul 2, 2017
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
👥
Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Jul 2, 2017
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
👥
Sofia
Guest
Jun 28, 2017
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
👥
George Wanjala
Guest
Jun 25, 2017
🤣 Sending this now!
👥
Arifa
Guest
Jun 22, 2017
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
👥
Khatib
Guest
Jun 18, 2017
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
👥
Mary Sokoine
Guest
Jun 17, 2017
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
👥
Omar
Guest
Jun 11, 2017
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
👥
Henry Mollel
Guest
Jun 9, 2017
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
👥
Andrew Mchome
Guest
Jun 5, 2017
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
👥
James Kawawa
Guest
Jun 3, 2017
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
👥
Josephine
Guest
May 31, 2017
😆 Saving this one!
👥
Victor Mwalimu
Guest
May 29, 2017
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
👥
Samuel Were
Guest
May 26, 2017
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
👥
Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
May 22, 2017
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
👥
Chum
Guest
May 21, 2017
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
👥
Lydia Mahiga
Guest
May 14, 2017
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
👥
Francis Mtangi
Guest
May 11, 2017
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
👥
Mercy Atieno
Guest
May 4, 2017
😄 You got me!
👥
Alex Nakitare
Guest
Apr 29, 2017
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
👥
Rose Lowassa
Guest
Apr 27, 2017
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
