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Nahida
Guest
Feb 9, 2018
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Masika
Guest
Feb 6, 2018
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Rahim
Guest
Feb 2, 2018
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Jan 28, 2018
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Jan 25, 2018
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Jan 19, 2018
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Jan 17, 2018
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Mwanais
Guest
Jan 9, 2018
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Zuhura
Guest
Jan 3, 2018
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Dec 24, 2017
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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David Musyoka
Guest
Dec 20, 2017
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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David Ochieng
Guest
Dec 18, 2017
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Dec 9, 2017
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Dec 7, 2017
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Hekima
Guest
Dec 6, 2017
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Jamila
Guest
Dec 3, 2017
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Nov 26, 2017
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Nov 19, 2017
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Rubea
Guest
Nov 17, 2017
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Nov 1, 2017
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Sumaya
Guest
Oct 26, 2017
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Nahida
Guest
Oct 8, 2017
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Oct 6, 2017
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Ahmed
Guest
Sep 28, 2017
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Sep 25, 2017
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Majid
Guest
Sep 24, 2017
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Sep 20, 2017
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Selemani
Guest
Sep 13, 2017
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Sep 10, 2017
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Sultan
Guest
Sep 6, 2017
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Bahati
Guest
Sep 2, 2017
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Mjaka
Guest
Aug 24, 2017
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Sofia
Guest
Aug 21, 2017
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Amani
Guest
Aug 14, 2017
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Abubakar
Guest
Aug 12, 2017
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Aug 1, 2017
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Chiku
Guest
Jul 23, 2017
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Hassan
Guest
Jul 16, 2017
😂 This is too funny!
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Jul 14, 2017
🤣 Pure genius!
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Jul 13, 2017
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Selemani
Guest
Jul 5, 2017
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Jun 25, 2017
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Mwajuma
Guest
Jun 14, 2017
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Jun 5, 2017
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
May 27, 2017
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Zubeida
Guest
May 22, 2017
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
May 20, 2017
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Apr 28, 2017
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Furaha
Guest
Apr 28, 2017
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Apr 27, 2017
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Apr 17, 2017
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Apr 8, 2017
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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David Ochieng
Guest
Apr 7, 2017
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Mwanais
Guest
Mar 30, 2017
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Mar 30, 2017
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Hassan
Guest
Mar 22, 2017
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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John Lissu
Guest
Mar 22, 2017
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Saidi
Guest
Mar 1, 2017
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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John Mushi
Guest
Feb 28, 2017
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Feb 19, 2017
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
