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Paul Kamau
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Jan 17, 2018
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Jan 17, 2018
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Jan 8, 2018
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Jan 5, 2018
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Jan 1, 2018
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Dec 28, 2017
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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James Mduma
Guest
Dec 4, 2017
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Nov 26, 2017
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Nov 18, 2017
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Nov 18, 2017
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Azima
Guest
Nov 17, 2017
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Shamim
Guest
Nov 17, 2017
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Zawadi
Guest
Nov 2, 2017
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Oct 26, 2017
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Oct 23, 2017
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Oct 5, 2017
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Oct 3, 2017
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Chris Okello
Guest
Oct 1, 2017
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Sep 26, 2017
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Sep 22, 2017
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Sep 19, 2017
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Sep 18, 2017
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Sep 15, 2017
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Stephen Mushi
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Sep 14, 2017
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Nyota
Guest
Sep 3, 2017
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Tambwe
Guest
Aug 29, 2017
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Aug 26, 2017
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Aug 20, 2017
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Aug 17, 2017
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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George Wanjala
Guest
Aug 13, 2017
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Aug 6, 2017
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Aug 5, 2017
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Salma
Guest
Aug 4, 2017
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Jul 25, 2017
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Rukia
Guest
Jul 17, 2017
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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David Kawawa
Guest
Jul 10, 2017
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Neema
Guest
Jul 5, 2017
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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James Kimani
Guest
Jun 30, 2017
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Anna Malela
Guest
Jun 16, 2017
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Jun 5, 2017
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Jun 4, 2017
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
May 29, 2017
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Makame
Guest
May 28, 2017
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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David Ochieng
Guest
May 28, 2017
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
May 19, 2017
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Chris Okello
Guest
May 14, 2017
😆 Saving this one!
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Issack
Guest
May 14, 2017
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Bahati
Guest
Apr 30, 2017
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Zubeida
Guest
Apr 27, 2017
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Anna Malela
Guest
Apr 23, 2017
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Apr 22, 2017
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Apr 14, 2017
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Apr 5, 2017
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Salum
Guest
Mar 25, 2017
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Mzee
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Mar 24, 2017
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Mwalimu
Guest
Mar 10, 2017
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Mar 9, 2017
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Mar 8, 2017
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Feb 21, 2017
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Maneno
Guest
Feb 16, 2017
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
