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Hilarity Unleashed: 10 Jokes to Tickle Your Funny Bone

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Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com
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Hilarity Unleashed: 10 Jokes to Tickle Your Funny Bone

Prepare yourself for a rib-tickling journey into the realm of laughter, where mirth reigns supreme and giggles flow like a never-ending river. We present to you a collection of jokes so side-splittingly hilarious that you'll be rolling on the floor, clutching your aching belly. So, fasten your seatbelts and get ready to embark on the ultimate comedy adventure!

  1. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

Ah, the wonders of science! Those clever atoms, always cooking up a storm. But be warned, dear reader, for these tiny particles are notorious for their mischievous ways. Who knew the building blocks of the universe could be so unreliable?

  1. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!

Beneath those bony exteriors lies a surprising lack of courage. Skeletons may rattle and clatter, but when it comes to settling a dispute, they prefer to keep their distance. After all, who can blame them? It's hard to stand tall when you're missing some crucial parts!

  1. Why don't eggs tell jokes? They might crack up!

Eggs, those delicate little orbs of potential deliciousness, have a secret they're keeping from us. Beneath their fragile shells, they harbor a wicked sense of humor. But alas, their fear of cracking under the pressure keeps them from sharing their yolk-filled jokes with the world.

  1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

Never underestimate the accomplishments of our friendly neighborhood scarecrow. While his primary job may be to scare away birds, his abilities extend far beyond his straw-filled exterior. He's an inspiration to us all, proving that even inanimate objects can excel at their chosen profession.

  1. Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they'd be called bagels!

Ah, the majestic seagulls, those flighty creatures of the beach. But have you ever wondered why they refuse to venture over the bay? The answer is simple: they're avoiding a life-altering identity crisis. Nobody wants to be mistaken for a breakfast pastry, do they?

  1. How do you organize an outer space party? You just "planet"!

Space, the final frontier, where the possibilities are as vast as the universe itself. But if you ever find yourself hosting an intergalactic gathering, remember the golden rule: always "planet" accordingly. After all, even aliens appreciate a well-organized shindig!

  1. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!

Oops, sorry! Seems like we encountered a glitch in the joke matrix. Allow us to present a different joke to keep you entertained:

  1. Why did the peanut go to the doctor? Because it was feeling a little nutty!

Ah, the peanut, nature's snack-sized punchline. Even these humble legumes can experience moments of madness. So, the next time you feel a bit nutty yourself, remember that you're not alone. And hey, a visit to the doctor never hurts!

  1. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!

Oh, the woes of the math book, burdened with countless problems and equations. It's enough to make anyone feel a little blue. But fear not, dear reader, for we can all relate. Whether it's calculus or algebra, we can bond over our shared struggle against the tyrannical world of numbers.

  1. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

Ah, the tomato, the chameleon of the vegetable world. But beware, for these juicy little orbs have a peculiar talent. They can change color at the mere sight of dressing! So, next time you're preparing a salad, make sure to keep an eye on those sneaky tomatoes; they can't resist a good fashion show.

  1. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

Oops, looks like we encountered another joke vortex. Apologies for the repetition! Allow us to salvage the situation with a bonus joke:

  1. Did you hear about the kidnapping at the zoo? It's okay; the monkey was just playing!

Those cheeky monkeys, always up to some mischief! But even they have a sense of humor. So, the next time you hear rumors of a zoo kidnapping, rest assured, it's just the animals having a good laugh. After all, who needs kidnappings when you can have a hilarious game of hide-and-seek?

There you have it, folks! A barrel of laughs fit to burst your funny bone. We hope these jokes brought a smile to your face and brightened your day. Remember, laughter is the best medicine, so keep spreading the joy and share these jokes with friends and family. Stay hilarious!

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๐Ÿ‘ฅ Kenneth Murithi Guest Mar 6, 2017
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐Ÿ„๐Ÿฆถ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Nchi Guest Feb 24, 2017
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ•
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๐Ÿ˜ This made my day!
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What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! โฑ๏ธ๐Ÿ™Œ
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๐Ÿ˜ƒ Instant mood boost!
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๐Ÿคฃ Sharing this right now!
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Shukuru Guest Jan 2, 2017
Why donโ€™t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! โš›๏ธ๐Ÿค“
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This joke just turned my whole mood around! ๐Ÿ˜ƒ
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How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฝ๏ธ
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Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐ŸŒพ๐Ÿ’ต
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Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ‘น
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I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iโ€™m gaining weight. ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ˜…
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Mwinyi Guest Oct 19, 2016
Hilarious! This oneโ€™s going into my favorites! ๐Ÿ˜„
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I wonโ€™t be impressed with technology until I can download food. ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’ป
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Iโ€™m not late. Iโ€™m just early for tomorrow. โฐ๐Ÿ˜‚
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๐Ÿคฃ This one got me good!
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Betty Akinyi Guest Oct 8, 2016
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! ๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿบ
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Why donโ€™t skeletons fight each other? They donโ€™t have the guts. ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿฅ‹
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Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. ๐Ÿ˜ด
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I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐Ÿ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜…
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๐Ÿคฃ This oneโ€™s fire!
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๐Ÿ˜‚ I havenโ€™t laughed this hard in a while!
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Mwalimu Guest Sep 6, 2016
This is pure comedy gold! ๐Ÿ˜„
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I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. โ˜•๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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๐Ÿ˜„ This is pure brilliance!
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I run like the winded. ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ
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Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! โ›ณโœ๏ธ
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Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŒŠ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Betty Akinyi Guest Aug 4, 2016
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. ๐Ÿ’ผ๐Ÿคฃ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Sarah Mbise Guest Jul 25, 2016
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ’ธ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Irene Makena Guest Jul 2, 2016
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! ๐ŸŸโš–๏ธ
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I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. ๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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What did the traffic light say to the car? Donโ€™t look, Iโ€™m changing! ๐Ÿšฆ๐Ÿš—
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Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ“š
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Yusra Guest Jun 9, 2016
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ˜…
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Jackson Makori Guest Jun 5, 2016
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐ŸงŒ
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If Monday had a face, Iโ€™d punch it. ๐ŸฅŠ๐Ÿ“†
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Whatโ€™s a snowmanโ€™s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! โ›„๐Ÿš
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๐Ÿ˜‚ I can't stop laughing at this one!
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Janet Mbithe Guest Apr 28, 2016
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ
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I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ˜†
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I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. ๐Ÿขโณ
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Why canโ€™t you trust stairs? Because theyโ€™re always up to something! ๐Ÿ›—๐Ÿค”
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What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฆ˜
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If Monday had a face, Iโ€™d punch it. ๐ŸฅŠ๐Ÿ“…
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๐Ÿ˜‚ Gotta save this!
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Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ’ฌ
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What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ“ž
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Nchi Guest Feb 29, 2016
Iโ€™ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐Ÿš‰๐Ÿ˜…
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Monica Adhiambo Guest Feb 26, 2016
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. ๐Ÿ‘“๐Ÿ˜œ

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