What did the students do when their shoelaces got tangled together?

Asha (Guest) on April 10, 2017

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Azima (Guest) on March 25, 2017

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on March 19, 2017

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Grace Mligo (Guest) on March 15, 2017

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Mwanais (Guest) on March 14, 2017

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Arifa (Guest) on February 25, 2017

😅 I’m still laughing!

Mariam (Guest) on February 3, 2017

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Nassor (Guest) on January 27, 2017

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Asha (Guest) on January 26, 2017

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Jamal (Guest) on January 18, 2017

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on January 18, 2017

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Juma (Guest) on January 14, 2017

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on January 14, 2017

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on January 12, 2017

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Nyota (Guest) on January 9, 2017

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on December 15, 2016

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Francis Njeru (Guest) on December 10, 2016

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on December 10, 2016

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Kassim (Guest) on December 5, 2016

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Zawadi (Guest) on November 28, 2016

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on November 10, 2016

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on November 6, 2016

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Yahya (Guest) on October 31, 2016

😅 I needed that!

Fadhili (Guest) on October 28, 2016

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Zulekha (Guest) on October 15, 2016

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Fikiri (Guest) on October 15, 2016

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on October 9, 2016

😂 Gotta save this!

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on October 4, 2016

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on September 24, 2016

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Mariam (Guest) on September 16, 2016

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Anna Sumari (Guest) on September 14, 2016

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on September 4, 2016

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Abubakar (Guest) on September 3, 2016

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Mwajabu (Guest) on September 3, 2016

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Charles Mboje (Guest) on August 28, 2016

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on August 27, 2016

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Mwachumu (Guest) on August 20, 2016

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Amina (Guest) on August 19, 2016

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Brian Karanja (Guest) on August 15, 2016

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Jabir (Guest) on August 14, 2016

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

David Ochieng (Guest) on August 9, 2016

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Sarah Karani (Guest) on August 5, 2016

😁 This just made my day!

Mwalimu (Guest) on August 4, 2016

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on July 27, 2016

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Abdullah (Guest) on July 24, 2016

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on July 14, 2016

🤣 This one got me good!

Khalifa (Guest) on July 13, 2016

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on July 12, 2016

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Aziza (Guest) on July 11, 2016

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Nasra (Guest) on June 18, 2016

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Paul Kamau (Guest) on June 3, 2016

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on June 3, 2016

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Shukuru (Guest) on May 28, 2016

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on May 24, 2016

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on May 23, 2016

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on May 13, 2016

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Issa (Guest) on May 8, 2016

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Jamal (Guest) on May 2, 2016

Thanks Ackyshine

Abdillah (Guest) on April 29, 2016

😃 Instant mood boost!

Mzee (Guest) on April 6, 2016

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆