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Charles Mboje
Guest
Jan 6, 2017
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Jan 6, 2017
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Dec 28, 2016
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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John Kamande
Guest
Dec 27, 2016
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Dec 19, 2016
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Dec 14, 2016
😂 Sharing right away!
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Faiza
Guest
Dec 10, 2016
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Dec 10, 2016
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Dec 3, 2016
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Rahim
Guest
Dec 2, 2016
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Farida
Guest
Nov 22, 2016
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Jamila
Guest
Nov 18, 2016
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Rabia
Guest
Nov 18, 2016
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Khamis
Guest
Nov 16, 2016
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Zainab
Guest
Nov 13, 2016
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Nov 12, 2016
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Nov 11, 2016
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Ndoto
Guest
Nov 9, 2016
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Nov 4, 2016
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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David Kawawa
Guest
Oct 30, 2016
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Oct 26, 2016
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Oct 18, 2016
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Oct 14, 2016
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Oct 9, 2016
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Rehema
Guest
Oct 5, 2016
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Chiku
Guest
Sep 30, 2016
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Samuel Were
Guest
Sep 28, 2016
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Sep 10, 2016
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Baridi
Guest
Sep 10, 2016
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Latifa
Guest
Sep 2, 2016
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Jaffar
Guest
Aug 29, 2016
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Zubeida
Guest
Aug 26, 2016
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Rahim
Guest
Aug 18, 2016
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Nassar
Guest
Aug 11, 2016
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Aug 10, 2016
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Leila
Guest
Aug 10, 2016
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Aug 6, 2016
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Jul 30, 2016
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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James Kimani
Guest
Jul 28, 2016
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Jul 24, 2016
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Jul 14, 2016
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Nassar
Guest
Jul 12, 2016
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Sarafina
Guest
Jul 5, 2016
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Salma
Guest
Jun 17, 2016
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Jun 11, 2016
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Mary Njeri
Guest
May 4, 2016
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Apr 28, 2016
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Amina
Guest
Apr 27, 2016
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Apr 27, 2016
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Kahina
Guest
Apr 14, 2016
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Mustafa
Guest
Apr 8, 2016
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Mar 27, 2016
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Mar 24, 2016
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Mar 17, 2016
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Mar 11, 2016
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Mohamed
Guest
Feb 23, 2016
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Jafari
Guest
Feb 21, 2016
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Feb 4, 2016
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Jan 27, 2016
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
