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Raphael Okoth
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May 5, 2017
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค๐ฌ
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Rehema
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May 3, 2017
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐คจ
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John Lissu
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Apr 23, 2017
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐ป๐ฃ๏ธ
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Ali
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Apr 22, 2017
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. ๐ฆฉ๐
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Nancy Kabura
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Apr 22, 2017
This joke is too funny, Iโm sharing it with everyone! ๐
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Selemani
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Apr 21, 2017
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. ๐คข๐ค
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Mwanaidha
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Mar 28, 2017
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
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Raha
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Mar 26, 2017
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. ๐
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Shabani
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Mar 12, 2017
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ
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Francis Mrope
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Feb 28, 2017
I could give up chocolate, but Iโm not a quitter. ๐ซ๐ช
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Josephine
Guest
Feb 21, 2017
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! ๐ป๐ฌ
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Feb 14, 2017
Dear sleep, Iโm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! ๐ด๐
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Feb 12, 2017
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
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Mwalimu
Guest
Feb 8, 2017
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ๐๐ด
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Jan 26, 2017
Iโve learned so much from my mistakes, Iโm thinking of making a few more. ๐๐
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David Sokoine
Guest
Jan 18, 2017
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
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Mtumwa
Guest
Jan 9, 2017
๐คฃ Sharing this with everyone!
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Halima
Guest
Jan 3, 2017
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. โฐ๐ผ
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Mwagonda
Guest
Dec 20, 2016
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ๐๐ฌ
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Dec 4, 2016
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! โฝ๐ง
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Hamida
Guest
Nov 26, 2016
๐ Can't stop laughing!
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Nov 19, 2016
What do you call a bear thatโs stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! ๐ป๐ง๏ธ
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Yahya
Guest
Nov 12, 2016
Why donโt we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! ๐ฝ๐
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Josephine
Guest
Oct 21, 2016
Why donโt skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! ๐ฆด๐
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Mwalimu
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Oct 20, 2016
I donโt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
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Amina
Guest
Oct 18, 2016
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Oct 16, 2016
Iโm still laughing, that was too good! ๐คฃ
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Tabu
Guest
Oct 14, 2016
I would lose weight, but I donโt like losing. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
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Kijakazi
Guest
Oct 13, 2016
Why donโt oysters donate to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐ฐ
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Wande
Guest
Oct 12, 2016
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ๐๐ด
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Rehema
Guest
Oct 6, 2016
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
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Kiza
Guest
Sep 29, 2016
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ๐๐ฐ
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Baraka
Guest
Sep 25, 2016
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ๐๐
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Sep 20, 2016
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! ๐ฐ
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Sep 13, 2016
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! ๐ก๐
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Patrick Mutua
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Sep 6, 2016
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! ๐ฐ๐๏ธ
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Mwinyi
Guest
Aug 17, 2016
Why donโt we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? ๐ฑ๐ฐ
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Mwakisu
Guest
Aug 10, 2016
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Victor Malima
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Aug 9, 2016
I can resist anything except temptation. ๐๐
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Hawa
Guest
Aug 1, 2016
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐คช
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Elizabeth Mtei
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Jul 18, 2016
Whatโs orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! ๐ฅ๐ฆ
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Mwinyi
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Jul 18, 2016
Iโve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ถ
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Mwagonda
Guest
Jul 12, 2016
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐พ
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Joseph Kawawa
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Jul 6, 2016
I donโt suffer from insanityโI enjoy every minute of it. ๐คชโณ
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Mashaka
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Jul 5, 2016
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? ๐ซโ
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Amani
Guest
Jul 1, 2016
Why donโt oysters share their pearls? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐
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Richard Mulwa
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Jun 29, 2016
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! ๐ง๐ฅ
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Shani
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Jun 28, 2016
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! ๐๐ถ
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Mary Kidata
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Jun 26, 2016
Why donโt elephants use computers? Theyโre afraid of the mouse! ๐๐ฑ๏ธ
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Frank Sokoine
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Jun 26, 2016
The best part of going to work is coming back home. ๐ก๐ผ
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James Kimani
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Jun 25, 2016
Why donโt eggs tell jokes? Theyโd crack each other up! ๐ฅ๐คฃ
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Ali
Guest
Jun 19, 2016
If Cinderellaโs shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? ๐ ๐ค
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Jafari
Guest
Jun 10, 2016
Iโve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldnโt say that' to 'What the heck, letโs see what happens'. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คญ
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Jun 9, 2016
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. ๐ต๐ถโโ๏ธ
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Zulekha
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Jun 9, 2016
I like long walksโespecially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
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Jafari
Guest
Jun 3, 2016
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! ๐งนโฐ
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Nchi
Guest
May 28, 2016
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. ๐ช๐
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Ahmed
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May 20, 2016
This one really got me, what a punchline! ๐
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
May 19, 2016
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ๐๐
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Amani
Guest
Apr 25, 2016
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฅฌ
