Richard Mulwa (Guest) on February 10, 2017

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Raha (Guest) on February 10, 2017

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on February 6, 2017

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Tabu (Guest) on January 16, 2017

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on January 10, 2017

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Issack (Guest) on January 7, 2017

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

James Kawawa (Guest) on January 6, 2017

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Zakia (Guest) on January 1, 2017

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Shani (Guest) on December 18, 2016

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Ramadhan (Guest) on December 16, 2016

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Aziza (Guest) on December 12, 2016

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Khadija (Guest) on December 9, 2016

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Mwagonda (Guest) on November 28, 2016

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Francis Mrope (Guest) on November 25, 2016

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Maneno (Guest) on November 14, 2016

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Rukia (Guest) on November 12, 2016

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Jane Malecela (Guest) on November 11, 2016

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Shabani (Guest) on November 9, 2016

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

John Lissu (Guest) on November 7, 2016

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Brian Karanja (Guest) on November 3, 2016

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on October 31, 2016

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Juma (Guest) on October 24, 2016

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Husna (Guest) on October 22, 2016

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on October 14, 2016

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Biashara (Guest) on October 13, 2016

😆 Totally hilarious!

Farida (Guest) on October 9, 2016

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on October 9, 2016

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on October 1, 2016

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on September 29, 2016

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 28, 2016

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Charles Mchome (Guest) on September 27, 2016

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on September 15, 2016

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Nyota (Guest) on September 7, 2016

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on August 29, 2016

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Nancy Komba (Guest) on August 24, 2016

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Peter Otieno (Guest) on August 24, 2016

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Kheri (Guest) on August 18, 2016

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Safiya (Guest) on August 10, 2016

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Maulid (Guest) on July 31, 2016

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on July 24, 2016

😆 That punchline!

Salma (Guest) on July 14, 2016

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Nchi (Guest) on July 14, 2016

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

James Mduma (Guest) on July 3, 2016

😆 That punchline was epic!

Mwanaisha (Guest) on June 19, 2016

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on June 11, 2016

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Mary Kidata (Guest) on June 11, 2016

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Mjaka (Guest) on June 1, 2016

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on May 28, 2016

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on May 28, 2016

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Baraka (Guest) on May 21, 2016

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on May 21, 2016

😄 Perfect joke!

Kahina (Guest) on May 21, 2016

😁 This is gold!

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on May 10, 2016

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Mwinyi (Guest) on May 7, 2016

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Latifa (Guest) on May 7, 2016

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on May 5, 2016

😂 I’m saving this one!

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on May 3, 2016

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Anna Sumari (Guest) on May 1, 2016

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Henry Mollel (Guest) on April 18, 2016

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Sumaya (Guest) on April 10, 2016

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔