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Charles Mboje
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Jan 15, 2017
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Wilson Ombati
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Jan 15, 2017
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Masika
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Jan 10, 2017
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Sekela
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Dec 9, 2016
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Mhina
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Dec 7, 2016
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Rahma
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Dec 1, 2016
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Abdillah
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Nov 29, 2016
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Mohamed
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Nov 16, 2016
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Dorothy Nkya
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Nov 10, 2016
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Sarah Achieng
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Nov 10, 2016
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Athumani
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Nov 7, 2016
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Sofia
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Nov 6, 2016
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Lydia Mzindakaya
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Nov 3, 2016
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Rubea
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Oct 27, 2016
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Zainab
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Oct 25, 2016
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Mary Kendi
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Oct 24, 2016
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Daudi
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Oct 22, 2016
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Grace Majaliwa
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Oct 19, 2016
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Fredrick Mutiso
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Oct 4, 2016
😅 I needed that!
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Thomas Mtaki
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Sep 29, 2016
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Mgeni
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Sep 21, 2016
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Michael Onyango
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Sep 2, 2016
😆 Saving this one!
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Alice Mwikali
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Sep 1, 2016
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Mzee
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Aug 26, 2016
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Diana Mumbua
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Aug 20, 2016
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Catherine Naliaka
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Aug 12, 2016
Thanks Ackyshine
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Rose Waithera
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Aug 10, 2016
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Nassar
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Aug 4, 2016
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Andrew Mchome
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Jul 25, 2016
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Anna Kibwana
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Jul 20, 2016
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Khatib
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Jul 11, 2016
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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James Kawawa
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Jul 8, 2016
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Nancy Kawawa
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Jul 4, 2016
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Mwanaidi
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Jul 1, 2016
😆 Still cracking up!
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Anna Malela
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Jun 30, 2016
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Khalifa
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Jun 25, 2016
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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George Ndungu
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Jun 15, 2016
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Hashim
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Jun 14, 2016
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Mgeni
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Jun 14, 2016
😆 That punchline!
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Sekela
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Jun 9, 2016
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Muslima
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Jun 7, 2016
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Rose Amukowa
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May 26, 2016
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Raphael Okoth
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May 18, 2016
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Joyce Mussa
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May 13, 2016
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Mary Mrope
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May 11, 2016
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Peter Otieno
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May 9, 2016
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Abubakar
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May 8, 2016
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Khamis
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May 8, 2016
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Abdillah
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May 3, 2016
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Grace Minja
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May 3, 2016
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Samuel Were
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Apr 28, 2016
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Grace Njuguna
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Apr 16, 2016
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Masika
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Apr 6, 2016
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Zawadi
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Apr 4, 2016
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Victor Mwalimu
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Apr 4, 2016
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Peter Otieno
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Apr 2, 2016
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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David Sokoine
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Mar 28, 2016
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Kahina
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Mar 1, 2016
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Mary Kendi
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Feb 23, 2016
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Tambwe
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Feb 4, 2016
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
