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Juma
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Dec 17, 2016
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Dec 13, 2016
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Charles Mchome
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Dec 6, 2016
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Tabitha Okumu
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Nov 27, 2016
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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James Malima
Guest
Nov 26, 2016
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Asha
Guest
Nov 23, 2016
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Daudi
Guest
Nov 18, 2016
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Ramadhan
Guest
Nov 14, 2016
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Nov 12, 2016
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Nov 11, 2016
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Maida
Guest
Nov 11, 2016
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Salum
Guest
Nov 10, 2016
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Nov 2, 2016
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Bahati
Guest
Oct 25, 2016
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Yusuf
Guest
Oct 21, 2016
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Jafari
Guest
Oct 11, 2016
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Oct 10, 2016
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Oct 3, 2016
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Rose Waithera
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Aug 31, 2016
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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George Ndungu
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Aug 15, 2016
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Aug 11, 2016
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Aug 10, 2016
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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George Tenga
Guest
Aug 10, 2016
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Yahya
Guest
Aug 9, 2016
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Aug 4, 2016
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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John Mushi
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Aug 2, 2016
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Edward Lowassa
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Jul 30, 2016
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Jul 15, 2016
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Thomas Mtaki
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Jul 13, 2016
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Jul 7, 2016
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Charles Mrope
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Jun 28, 2016
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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David Sokoine
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Jun 19, 2016
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Rubea
Guest
Jun 13, 2016
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Hawa
Guest
Jun 11, 2016
😄 You got me good!
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Frank Macha
Guest
May 31, 2016
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Kheri
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May 17, 2016
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Zakaria
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May 16, 2016
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Alice Mwikali
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May 14, 2016
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Mchawi
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May 12, 2016
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Grace Mligo
Guest
May 5, 2016
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Stephen Amollo
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Apr 28, 2016
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Apr 26, 2016
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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John Lissu
Guest
Apr 23, 2016
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Shabani
Guest
Apr 19, 2016
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Zakaria
Guest
Apr 14, 2016
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Apr 10, 2016
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Victor Malima
Guest
Apr 8, 2016
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Apr 6, 2016
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Apr 5, 2016
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Halima
Guest
Mar 30, 2016
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Ann Awino
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Mar 30, 2016
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Fadhila
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Mar 24, 2016
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Mar 22, 2016
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Paul Kamau
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Mar 17, 2016
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Mary Mrope
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Mar 16, 2016
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Wande
Guest
Mar 12, 2016
😄 What a joke!
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Leila
Guest
Mar 5, 2016
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Mar 2, 2016
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
