Short Answer: "Meow, Meow, Little Mouse!" 😸🐭
Explanation: A cat's favorite nursery rhyme would most likely be one that involves a mouse, as cats are notorious for their love of chasing mice. So, the rhyme "Meow, Meow, Little Mouse!" is a funny and fitting choice as it incorporates the sound cats make (meow) and their favorite prey (a little mouse). It's sure to make any cat paw-sitively delighted! 😄🎶
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