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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Mar 21, 2017
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Mar 17, 2017
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Khatib
Guest
Mar 15, 2017
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Bakari
Guest
Mar 1, 2017
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Mazrui
Guest
Feb 16, 2017
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Abdullah
Guest
Feb 5, 2017
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Selemani
Guest
Feb 2, 2017
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Maida
Guest
Jan 13, 2017
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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George Ndungu
Guest
Jan 10, 2017
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Dec 27, 2016
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Dec 27, 2016
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Dec 25, 2016
😁 This is gold!
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Dec 24, 2016
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Dec 6, 2016
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Dec 5, 2016
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Mhina
Guest
Nov 30, 2016
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Sofia
Guest
Nov 29, 2016
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Mwafirika
Guest
Nov 27, 2016
🤣 Pure genius!
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Nov 17, 2016
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Kheri
Guest
Nov 6, 2016
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Nov 4, 2016
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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David Kawawa
Guest
Nov 3, 2016
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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David Nyerere
Guest
Oct 30, 2016
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Mustafa
Guest
Oct 29, 2016
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Oct 11, 2016
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Nchi
Guest
Sep 25, 2016
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Sep 21, 2016
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Kheri
Guest
Sep 18, 2016
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Sep 17, 2016
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Chum
Guest
Sep 15, 2016
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Sep 15, 2016
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Sep 2, 2016
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Ahmed
Guest
Aug 20, 2016
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Aug 19, 2016
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Mohamed
Guest
Aug 10, 2016
🤣 Sending this now!
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Aug 6, 2016
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Aug 6, 2016
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Nashon
Guest
Aug 3, 2016
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Jul 24, 2016
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Jul 21, 2016
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Chris Okello
Guest
Jul 18, 2016
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Jul 9, 2016
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Jul 4, 2016
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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George Mallya
Guest
Jun 28, 2016
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Jun 23, 2016
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Jun 20, 2016
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Arifa
Guest
Jun 19, 2016
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Jun 15, 2016
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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James Mduma
Guest
Jun 14, 2016
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Jun 8, 2016
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
May 27, 2016
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Warda
Guest
May 15, 2016
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Mwinyi
Guest
May 6, 2016
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Binti
Guest
May 5, 2016
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
May 3, 2016
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Apr 30, 2016
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Apr 1, 2016
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Feb 24, 2016
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Feb 23, 2016
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
